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我和租客的那點風花雪月（1）
正兒八經做地主四個年頭了，見識了各種檔次和素質的房客，記錄幾個特殊的風花雪月，以後沙灘上懷念。
今天要說的是漂亮白妞Bell. 這個房客是我從前房東手裏接手的。房子剛接手沒幾天， 她就給我發短信，說她要求我換鎖， 說他男朋友和他鬧掰了也搬走了，她很害怕他半夜過來傷害她。我趕緊查了一下租約給她回信： 對不起， 我不能給你換鎖，因為他仍在租約上，沒有他同意，我不能把他鎖在門外。我暗示她，她實在害怕可以自己換鎖。 然而， 第二天一早， 她就短信我說， 壞了，她開門時把鑰匙斷在裏邊了！ 奶奶的， 我心裏暗罵， 當我是傻子。 我回信說十分鍾後我可以給你換鎖。 我匆匆趕過去一看，漂漂亮亮的白妞，身邊一個烏黑的黑人少年，歪戴著棒球帽。她大方的給我說這是她男朋友。我很詫異的說， 不是說他搬走了嗎？ NO, That's my ex. 靠！ 這合約剛簽兩個月啊，就換男朋友了。一邊換鎖，一邊給她聊天。 她在動物園照顧動物。 前男友沒有工作，從來不交房租。現在這個男友也沒有工作，是個學生。匆匆換完鎖， 給了她兩把鑰匙。暗暗替這白妞不值，為啥這樣瞎搞男朋友。
樹欲靜，風不止。 沒有幾天，這白妞就又發信，說熱水不熱，而且是從入住都不熱。 我就去給他調高了溫度。 再過幾天，又來信，說有螞蟻，我就去給她殺螞蟻。 每次去，都是黑男子在家。感覺很不爽，心想，得找個機會讓他們滾蛋為妙。
忽然一個淩晨，我起床去廁所看一眼手機。 滿滿的一屏短信提示。 我一看，奶奶的， 編故事呢？！ 說她要求搬走，說前男友昨天晚上破門而入。 踢壞了兩個門。挾持她和她的現男友。開了一槍，差點爆頭。最後問我能不能退押金？ 我靠， 當我傻瓜嗎？這狗血謊話。 我淡淡的回了一句：sure you can break the lease, I will check the damage first today. 順便揶揄了一句：have the police arrested your ex? 心裏想， 趕緊滾蛋吧！
一大早， 我去出租房， 隔壁租客看見我跑過來說：你知道嗎？昨天晚上好多警車在這裏啊！心裏咯噔一下，原來是真的啊！
Two adults and two juveniles — including one teen accused of pistol whipping a man — were arrested over the weekend after a home invasion on Creek Road, police said.
Police were dispatched to a home invasion call at Creek Road, around 3:40 a.m. Saturday about a woman being threatened by someone with a gun. When officers arrived, they saw three black males dressed in dark clothing leaving the apartment. When officers ordered the three to stop, the suspects took off running through some nearby woods.
The callers told police the men had kicked in the apartment door and threatened them with a gun, then stole around $2,200. A K9 officer and his handler tracked a trail to a backpack at 4205 Ranch Road. The dog then continued to search and led his handler to a unsecured basement door of a residence on LaCasa Drive. One juvenile was found hiding in the basement and officers took him into custody.
While the K9 officer was tracking the suspects, Officer William Saulsbury interviewed the reported victims. The homeowner told police that she, her boyfriend, a friend and the friend’s infant were in the apartment when the boyfriend saw a Mercury Mountaineer driving around the apartment area.
Police and court documents said:
• Within a few minutes, there was a knock at the door. The man at the door pulled out a handgun, so the two adults ran upstairs while the friend and baby stayed downstairs.
• The suspects kicked in the door and entered the residence. The male victim and his girlfriend hid in an upstairs bathroom and locked the door, but the intruders kicked that door in, too. At that point, the male victim tried to disarm the suspect and during the struggle, the firearm discharged into the floor above the location of the adult and infant downstairs.
• The male victim was then beaten and pistol whipped by one of the juvenile suspects who had the gun, The suspects went through drawers until they found a wallet that contained the $2,200 that belonged to the female victim who lived in the apartment.
• The victims said they knew the juvenile with the gun as well as Garcia and Cole. The victims also identified the juvenile found hiding in the basement of a nearby residence as one of the intruders.
Cole and Garcia were being held at the Washington County Detention Center on $157,000 bond and $146,000 bond, respectively. Both juveniles were being held at the Upper East Tennessee Regional Juvenile Detention Center. A detention hearing for them was scheduled for Wednesday.
接上回。 話說我了解到白妞Bell 真的遭遇了生死一劫，我非常震驚。 當即給她回了短信：對你的經曆非常同情， 同時也對你的安全非常擔心。 我建議你趕緊搬家， 如果打掃衛生， 我會全額退回你的押金。 Bell 很快回信， 這周末就會全部搬出。我心中釋然， 盼她趕快走，我也要重新翻開我的篇章。我走到後門一看， 門框已經踢破， 門虛掩著， 一樓地板明顯在打包裝箱。
這是一個多家庭房子， 我接手的時候有7 個是空的。 周五的晚上，天還很亮。 我看到BELL 的公寓門前停了一輛卡車， 幾個黑人小年輕在緊張的搬東西。 我不想給這些黑兄弟見麵， 就躲在一個對麵空房的二樓觀察動靜。 剛看幾分鍾， 就發現不對頭。 我看見另外兩個房客也夾雜在搬家的隊伍中， 二人好像在謀劃什麽，心中有個不詳的預感。。 一個是多人暗地裏給我說的手腳不幹淨的高個子小白，20歲出頭。在這個公寓從6歲住到現在。 二居室的房子住爹媽，和小年期夫婦以及一個5歲的女兒，一共5人。 600 的房租我負責水。 短短接手房子兩個月，已經和他，警察打過好幾次交道。 另外一個是不瑞恩， 這個是我剛接手三天就招進的房客，也是我地主以來第二個招人失誤。 關於不瑞恩應該是我風花雪月的第二個人物，下次咱再費筆墨。
晚上大約9點多，收到BELL的短信， 說是最後一車， 房間也打掃過了， 啥時候給押金。我趕緊打過去電話， 順便問他不瑞恩等人是怎麽回事？BELL說， 不瑞恩說他是你的管理員啊， 她說要把爐子拉走， 而且他同意另外一個房客把窗式空調搬走了。我震驚， 我的確是讓他裝過兩個地板，奶奶的怎麽就管理員了？ 二話不說， 立即直奔不瑞恩家。 一點情麵不留， 限15分鍾把空調送回來， 不然警察馬上過來。 不瑞恩非常服從，直接去那房客家，幾分鍾就把空調送了回去。 我心中暗暗決心， 都給我滾蛋走人。
