中式英語大集錦zt
(2011-07-18 03:35:39)
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近日,南京青奧組委公布了6條青奧會備選口號。其中Day Day Up(天天向上)竟赫然在列!讓人大跌眼鏡。有讀者感慨----這樣的中式英語也可以呀。。。。
那麽,還有哪些外國目瞪口呆,讓中國人忍俊不禁的中式英語呢?
1.we two who and who! 咱倆誰跟誰啊!
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎麽是你?怎麽老是你?
3.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們!一起上!
4.as far as you go to die! 有多遠死多遠!
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,無事退朝 !!
6.you me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住! !
8.know is know ,noknow is noknow... 知之為知之,不知為不知…
9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走過路過,不要錯過
15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too! 小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for? 小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有,要命一條
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son 你有兩下子。
19.好好學習,天天向上: good good study,day day up!
20.Open the door see mountain 開門見山
21.five flowers eight doors 五花八門
22.people mountain people sea 人山人海
23.Un-ding-able 頂不住了
24.You go see see 你去看看.
25.Moon under old man 月下老人
26.many people die, no see you die.