男人也講究三從四德-- Gulong\'s novel

I think this is funny.


楚留香和張潔潔坐在馬車上，與趕車老頭子的對話--

　　老頭子道:"別人都說怕老婆的人會發財，但我到現在還是窮脫了鍋底，這又是為了什麽？"

　　楚留香笑道:"也許是怕得還不夠厲害。"

　　老頭子道:"要怎麽樣怕才能發財呢？我倒真想學學。"

　　楚留香道:"那麽你就要從'三從四德'開始學起了。"

　　老頭子道:"男人也講究三從四德？"

　　楚留香道:"現在已經漸漸開始講究了，將來一定講究得更厲害。"

　　老頭子道:"你快說給我聽聽。"

　　楚留香道:"老婆的命令要服從，老婆的道理要盲從，老婆無論到哪兒去，你都要跟從。"

　　老頭子道:"原來這叫三從，四德呢？"

　　楚留香道:"老婆花錢你要舍得，老婆的意思你要曉得，老婆的氣你要忍得，老婆揍你的時候你要躲得，躲得越遠越好。"

[宏揚道德]

Haha, I am almost a model husband bearing all the virtues of "三從四德", except " 老婆的氣你要忍得", which I am still working on. Not quite easy I would say, especially when you yourself is also angry and want to release your anger too.