10 Things I Hate About Melbourne

1. The f..king hook-turns! They are ridiculous and chaotic for visiters
   
2. No beach near the city, St. Kilda? Mate, that is as plain as a mud swamp!
   
3. Dull night life, the queue in front of The Palace at St. Kilda was over 200 meters in 3 columns at least on Sunday night! What a joke! I guess Melbourners do no have much options as we Sydneysiders enjoy
   
4. Nothing interesting to see in 1-2 hours distance, while there are plenty world-class attractions to explore around Sydney
   
5. The rafferty street parking in CBD, cars can park curb side, middle of road, anywhere you feel they shouldn't be!
   
6. The stupid 3km/h allowrance for speed limit, you have to check your speedo all the time, sucks!
   
7. The weather, oh yeah, it is such a relief to see the crystal clean blue sky and sunshine of Sydney's! When I was in Melbourne it rained 4 times in a single day when the weather forecast said a fine day!
   
8. The dress! How come Melbourners dress so tastelessly? Shame!
   
9. The whole city looks like a old-aged women, conservative, out-of-date, and shabby
   
10. The airport terminal stupidly mixes the departure and arrival at the same gates!