merry christmas to all and check SODs law, please share your law

Law 1: You take profit (close a position) and literally 2 seconds after it goes a further up or down gainainst your favour!

Law 2: You always seem to place your stops (mental or otherwise) at the lowest/highest the price reaches... it stops you out and goes in (what would have been) your favour!

Law 3: You set an automatic Take Profit (while you are away from your screen) and in complete contrast to the above it always misses your target by 1-2 points and hits your stop loss/break even price (if you moved it)!

Law 4: You sit at your screen looking at price action and see where you are going to trade next... nothing happens... its like everyone in the world is asleep... go and make yourself a tea/coffee for 2 mins and all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason!... wait... it gets better than that... your pending trade decision you spent some time trying to work out turns out to right and you've just missed bit points!... (how long was I making coffee??)

Law 5: You go to place a trade and your computer crashes! When you put it back on and log back in... some maybe 5 mins later... you've missed a 100 pips!...

Ok thats enough from me... for now...