油價太高咋辦？ (圖)

VW 將推出70 mpg Diesel-Electric Hybrid Golf

找一炸雞店老板結婚，男的找女老板，女的找男老板；如你住在加州，額要恭喜你，你有更多的OPTION：男的可以找男老板，女的也可以找女老板！

你需要買一輛VW的柴油車，如你收入不太高的話。新婚之夜就可以開始工作，請攜帶一大油桶回炸雞店把炸雞廢油取回家中。然後按以下步驟操作：

1. Measure a quantity of oil into a suitable container and heat to 120F.

2. In separate container mix Methanol (15% by weight or 17.2% by volume in relation to the quantity of oil you are processing) with lye (calculating the amount using the method outlined above). The lye must be added slowly as it will become extremely hot. The resulting mixture is Sodium Methoxide.

3. Add the mixture to the heated oil mix vigorously for about an hour. You may want to set up some kind of mechanical aid to do this, perhaps using cycle power.

4. Monitor the rate of separation by taking samples at ten minute intervals.

5. Stop mixing when it appears that the separation has stopped. Leave the mixture to cool and settle over night or for at least 8 hours.

6. The free fatty acids (glycerin), will sink to the bottom forming a cloudy layer. On top will be your biodiesel (methyl esters), but before using it, any remaining soaps or salts should be removed (or they may cause engine damage).

7. Syphon the methyl ester into a separate clean container and add water. Gently stir the mixture then leave it to settle again. When the water has separated from the methyl esters, drain or syphon the water out from the bottom of the container.

8. Repeat the process until the rinse water you are removing reaches a pH level of 6 to 7 and contains no soap bubbles. If white substances form at the bottom. or any bubbles form at the surface the liquid should be re-washed.

9. If the liquid appears cloudy, then water is being retained. It should be reheated gently in order to make the water evaporate

現在恭喜你成為一位快樂的DRIVER。

別忘了謝謝額。也別忘了親一下雞店老板哦　：-）