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每當人們想到上帝，那位萬能的上帝，都心生崇敬以至於表情嚴肅身體僵直腦子發呆，這位萬能的上帝可是主宰全世界的呀！
我靜下心來一想，當一位上帝可真的是太不容易了。
不說別的，就說這聲音：上帝先生在全世界人類七十多億的子民，部分晝夜、不分時間、不分語言、不分環境地隨時都念叨著上帝的名字：
Oh, My God !!! 網球場上經常聽到有人這樣喊，你想想呀，光聖地亞哥就有七千塊網球場，應該每一分鍾都有人在喊 Oh, My God 吧。上帝先生肯定每次都能聽到，這不把人家上帝先生給嚇得一激靈嗎？
My God, my god my god my god, 在醫院裏，病人的親朋好友們不斷地叨叨，我如果是上帝先生我也煩，你能不能歇會兒呀？
噢，我的上帝！現在越來越多的中國人都在喊上帝了，祈求上帝保佑，您想想呀，十五個億的中國人，那個吼聲，得多大呀？還讓不讓我們上帝先生睡午覺了？
其實，還有其他語言：O Doamne！ Oh Zoti im！?????！ Aman Tanr?m！О Божухна！?? ????? ！ O moj boze！О, Боже мой！ Oh Deu meu！Oh akong Dios！Oo Mulungu wanga！哦，我的上帝！Oh signore！Åh gud！Oh mu jumal！Oh mon Dieu！Oh mein Gott！何てことだ！???！? ????? ?????！Oh Alla tieg?i！Ай Бурхан минь ээ！Hewu Nkosi yami！Э Худо！Oo molimo oa ka！Ilaahayow！等等等等，這麽多人這麽多種語言呼喚上帝，真是難為人家上帝先生了。
真的是佩服上帝先生的耐心耐性與耐力，這要是擱我，早就轟了！
我僅代表我自己向萬能的上帝表示致敬，我決定捐獻給您老人家一副好的耳機，讓您老人家隻聽靡靡之音，不聽芸芸眾生！
阿嚏！
《版權上帝先生所有，翻印你們別煩不究》
1 You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 You shall not make idols.
3 You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
4 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5 Honor your father and your mother.
6 You shall not murder.
7 You shall not commit adultery.
8 You shall not steal.
9 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10 You shall not covet.
The 10 Commandments List in Exodus 20:2-17
1 “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
3 “You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the LORD your God is giving you.
6 “You shall not murder.
7 “You shall not commit adultery.
8 “You shall not steal.
9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”
第三，不可妄稱耶和華——你們神的名、因為妄稱耶和華名的、耶和華必不以他為無罪。
如果我們祈禱：Dear Heavenly Father，or Dear Lord.
如果我們驚歎：Oh, my Gosh! or Oh, my Goodness!
帶刺玫瑰 2016-03-30 17:35:47
回複 悄悄話 這都不算什麽，嚴重的是地球人大事小事都麻煩上帝。求上帝保佑升官的發財的也就罷了，我的朋友在一次開車時找不到趴位還嘴裏叨咕著上帝保佑。我當時就說：“你這麽點小事就別麻煩上帝了。”我們都得多體諒上帝的難處不是？
老恐龍 2016-03-29 22:19:20
回複 悄悄話 人還是好好當人, 別把自己當耶穌. 拯救大眾是不可能的.
jianchi9090 2016-03-29 16:28:26
回複 悄悄話 google translate 很好用的樣子。