DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!!!

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!!!

I went on holiday to China recently and I have to say this, the drivers there are horrible they swerve into you they block you off and they have no manners!! If you go on the hard shoulder they won’t let you back on the road again so basically if you want to get anywhere on China’s roads then take a train because if you get a car you will CRASH, but luckily we weren’t allowed to drive so we always took a taxi and the ride well lets say you were blindfolded you wouldn’t know whether you are on a rollercoaster or a taxi. For starters they drive on the wrong side of the road well that is probably because Britain is weird and decided to drive on the left I say that, but the cars were basically all over the place. Second of all you would think that motorists would obey the traffic lights right WRONG this is what motorists think green are yay its green lets go and crash into the car in front of us. They think red means I’m colour blind that’s a green lets go. As you can imagine it has made the roads of china very dangerous. Hang on though what about the speed cameras a very good question except that some cars don’t have a number plate yeah weird, but there is some good news if they crash into you no matter what the guy with the no number plate pays for it so it’s all good. So what have we learned today you’re right if you want to drive in China buy a tank.