辦公室笑話之三

This one is what what I have read somewhere a long time ago, but I forget the exact source. It is my re-phrased version.

One day, a secretary came to work with bandage on both ears. The boss asked him why. He said "while, when I was ironing my shirt last night, the telephone rang. I picked up the iron by mistake". "ok, that explains one ear", the boss said, "what about the other?" "While", the seccetary answered " when I was in a hurry, the phone rang again."

[宋德利利]

鄉巴老,

你好？你不是鄉巴老，是我的老鄉吧。我也在新澤西住。你說不是老鄉嗎？網上的人多如天上的繁星，可我從來沒有遇到過一個新澤西的，我曾不止一次感概，網友多在兩加，即：加州和加拿大。紐約這麽大地方一個也沒發現，新澤西更是鳳毛麟角。剛才我無意中在“美女帥哥”裏隨便敲了大概是第30頁，結果敲出個老鄉來，真是喜不自勝。你真夠帥的，那身裝束，活脫脫一位清宮的貝勒爺！我真高興，不過初次聯係，還不知道是否能聯係上。先不多說了。盼回信。

宋德利 2009年1月6日