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1． 一日陪睡，照例對兒子母愛泛濫：“I love you, sweetie. My love is higher than the ceiling.” 自己正暗自得意這一比喻，那邊兒子發話：”I love you too, mommy and it is higher than CN tower.” 說的我目瞪口呆。
2． Halloween 之夜，兒子向他的朋友抱怨： “Uncle always bothers me.＂(Uncle 指我弟弟)。
“Do you bother uncle, sweetie?” 我發問
一陣沉默之後， “But uncle always bothers me first.”
暈到。看來兒子以後是做Lawyer的料： 永遠都不能說自己不對。
3.一日晚餐，兒子和他的好朋友M談到了結婚， 兒子說：
“Boys marry girls and girls marry boys.”
我得乘機灌輸這個：” You are right that boys marry girls and girls marry boys. Who do you want to marry? “
“You, But wait till I get bigger. I will marry you when I am twenty-nine.”
“Thanks sweetie. I will wait.” 感動的一塔糊塗。但還得接著問，因為還有一個坐在我的右邊。“M, who do you want to marry? “
“ Nobody. Since only one women here and J will marry her. Mommy married Daddy so I can not marry her. Because you can only marry one people.”
突然覺的孩子們長大了。
4.和兒子討論FAMILY PET 有好一陣了，最後決定現在先養一隻貓，等兒子五歲以後，再養一隻狗。我的目的是想讓孩子認識到什麽是責任感，什麽是愛。如果他能從愛動物體會到什麽是父母之愛，那就是BONUS了。於是母子二人有了如下對話：
“J, who is going to feed the cat?”
“Me”
“Who is going to clean up the cat’s poopoo?”
Silent and then
“Mommy, you take care of me, I take care of the cat, the cat take care of horsy (his sleeping buddy) and the horsy will take care you….”
他倒是頗懂循環之道。
5.快到兒子睡覺的時間了，我照慣例提醒他“Play with Tiger for 5 more minutes then you go to sleep.” (Tiger is our cat). 兒子也照慣例答到：“OK。”
一分鍾後，我提醒 “ 4 more minutes.” ‘OK.”
又一分鍾後，我說 “ 3 more minutes.”
“No, not 3 more minutes, it is still 4 more minutes” 兒子高聲抗議。
“Why? “
“Because Tiger did not play with me. Only the time playing with Tiger counts. “
我啞然。 沒錯，是我邏輯不夠嚴謹。隻是不成想讓這小子看出來了。
看來以後母子鬥法有的好看的了。
6. 放學歸來，兒子告訴我：“ I am going to marry Olivia, Siena and Maid, and you.”
“But sweetie, you can only marry one people at a time. “
“But every one wants me to marry every one. “
“ Sweetie, you have to choose one. You can not marry all of them at the same time.”
After some silence,
“I will marry Olivia. But Mom, I will marry you when I am bigger. I will marry you when I am 30. (得，上次剛說等他29 歲的時候MARRY ME， 一會功夫，他改了年齡，我又得多等一年。)
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2． Halloween 之夜，兒子向他的朋友抱怨： “Uncle always bothers me.＂(Uncle 指我弟弟)。
“Do you bother uncle, sweetie?” 我發問
一陣沉默之後， “But uncle always bothers me first.”
暈到。看來兒子以後是做Lawyer的料： 永遠都不能說自己不對。
3.一日晚餐，兒子和他的好朋友M談到了結婚， 兒子說：
“Boys marry girls and girls marry boys.”
我得乘機灌輸這個：” You are right that boys marry girls and girls marry boys. Who do you want to marry? “
“You, But wait till I get bigger. I will marry you when I am twenty-nine.”
“Thanks sweetie. I will wait.” 感動的一塔糊塗。但還得接著問，因為還有一個坐在我的右邊。“M, who do you want to marry? “
“ Nobody. Since only one women here and J will marry her. Mommy married Daddy so I can not marry her. Because you can only marry one people.”
突然覺的孩子們長大了。
4.和兒子討論FAMILY PET 有好一陣了，最後決定現在先養一隻貓，等兒子五歲以後，再養一隻狗。我的目的是想讓孩子認識到什麽是責任感，什麽是愛。如果他能從愛動物體會到什麽是父母之愛，那就是BONUS了。於是母子二人有了如下對話：
“J, who is going to feed the cat?”
“Me”
“Who is going to clean up the cat’s poopoo?”
Silent and then
“Mommy, you take care of me, I take care of the cat, the cat take care of horsy (his sleeping buddy) and the horsy will take care you….”
他倒是頗懂循環之道。
5.快到兒子睡覺的時間了，我照慣例提醒他“Play with Tiger for 5 more minutes then you go to sleep.” (Tiger is our cat). 兒子也照慣例答到：“OK。”
一分鍾後，我提醒 “ 4 more minutes.” ‘OK.”
又一分鍾後，我說 “ 3 more minutes.”
“No, not 3 more minutes, it is still 4 more minutes” 兒子高聲抗議。
“Why? “
“Because Tiger did not play with me. Only the time playing with Tiger counts. “
我啞然。 沒錯，是我邏輯不夠嚴謹。隻是不成想讓這小子看出來了。
看來以後母子鬥法有的好看的了。
6. 放學歸來，兒子告訴我：“ I am going to marry Olivia, Siena and Maid, and you.”
“But sweetie, you can only marry one people at a time. “
“But every one wants me to marry every one. “
“ Sweetie, you have to choose one. You can not marry all of them at the same time.”
After some silence,
“I will marry Olivia. But Mom, I will marry you when I am bigger. I will marry you when I am 30. (得，上次剛說等他29 歲的時候MARRY ME， 一會功夫，他改了年齡，我又得多等一年。)
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