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1. 一日陪睡,照例對兒子母愛泛濫:“I love you, sweetie. My love is higher than the ceiling.” 自己正暗自得意這一比喻,那邊兒子發話:”I love you too, mommy and it is higher than CN tower.” 說的我目瞪口呆。
2. Halloween 之夜,兒子向他的朋友抱怨: “Uncle always bothers me."(Uncle 指我弟弟)。 “Do you bother uncle, sweetie?” 我發問 一陣沉默之後, “But uncle always bothers me first.” 暈到。看來兒子以後是做Lawyer的料: 永遠都不能說自己不對。
3.一日晚餐,兒子和他的好朋友M談到了結婚, 兒子說: “Boys marry girls and girls marry boys.” 我得乘機灌輸這個:” You are right that boys marry girls and girls marry boys. Who do you want to marry? “ “You, But wait till I get bigger. I will marry you when I am twenty-nine.” “Thanks sweetie. I will wait.” 感動的一塔糊塗。但還得接著問,因為還有一個坐在我的右邊。“M, who do you want to marry? “ “ Nobody. Since only one women here and J will marry her. Mommy married Daddy so I can not marry her. Because you can only marry one people.” 突然覺的孩子們長大了。
4.和兒子討論FAMILY PET 有好一陣了,最後決定現在先養一隻貓,等兒子五歲以後,再養一隻狗。我的目的是想讓孩子認識到什麽是責任感,什麽是愛。如果他能從愛動物體會到什麽是父母之愛,那就是BONUS了。於是母子二人有了如下對話: “J, who is going to feed the cat?” “Me” “Who is going to clean up the cat’s poopoo?” Silent and then “Mommy, you take care of me, I take care of the cat, the cat take care of horsy (his sleeping buddy) and the horsy will take care you….” 他倒是頗懂循環之道。
5.快到兒子睡覺的時間了,我照慣例提醒他“Play with Tiger for 5 more minutes then you go to sleep.” (Tiger is our cat). 兒子也照慣例答到:“OK。” 一分鍾後,我提醒 “ 4 more minutes.” ‘OK.” 又一分鍾後,我說 “ 3 more minutes.” “No, not 3 more minutes, it is still 4 more minutes” 兒子高聲抗議。 “Why? “ “Because Tiger did not play with me. Only the time playing with Tiger counts. “ 我啞然。 沒錯,是我邏輯不夠嚴謹。隻是不成想讓這小子看出來了。 看來以後母子鬥法有的好看的了。
6. 放學歸來,兒子告訴我:“ I am going to marry Olivia, Siena and Maid, and you.” “But sweetie, you can only marry one people at a time. “ “But every one wants me to marry every one. “ “ Sweetie, you have to choose one. You can not marry all of them at the same time.” After some silence, “I will marry Olivia. But Mom, I will marry you when I am bigger. I will marry you when I am 30. (得,上次剛說等他29 歲的時候MARRY ME, 一會功夫,他改了年齡,我又得多等一年。) :-(
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