When insults had class (ZT)

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
--Winston Churchill

I have never kill a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure
--Clarence Darrow

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
--Mark Twain

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
--Oscar Wilde

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
--Stephen Bishop

I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
--Irvin S Cobb

He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
--Samuel Johnson

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
--Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
--Oscar Wilde

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
--William Faulkner( about Ernest Hemingway)