性哲學(ZT)

我和阿小草在阿小名那裏被編在了一年級的慢班,因為我們沒有看明白那個"一夜情"和"避孕的事情",(注,大蒜的事情看懂了.). 我們決定自學成材,因為她們不教我們, 說開課太麻煩.

這是我找來的資料.我估計很快我就會趕上平均水平,然後象先進邁進了.我很樂觀,也很有信心.

我知道我這裏的朋友們都很純潔的,大家要是覺得內容有所妨礙,就跳過去吧, 你偷偷看了我也是知道的. :)




"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

很明顯，這個家夥沒試過毒品什麽的其他好東西。

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me either."
--Steve Martin

嘖嘖，女人想要的時候，表情多了。至少有一百多種。包括黯然垂淚。

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

這個是真的。還有人說，男人最好的朋友是他的右手,那個左手的感覺呢,是殘疾人的感覺.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
我也想,就是不能.

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

趕緊去掙錢吧.

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

這個女權主義者,就那麽不吸引人?

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
這個告誡我們, 行樂需及春.

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
嘿嘿,這個,他其他八個一定不知道或者幹脆忘了.

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

這個很經典啊.還是男人厲害.

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
這個可憐的Steve,也許他之所以才發明的Apple computer,可以有個替代品.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
現在媽媽們都慢慢學聰明了,會用別的罵人的詞了.顯然他的媽媽慢了些.

" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

Barbara很了解男性的,看來吹簫的技能很搶手啊.


"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne
這個家夥也很可憐. 不過,有一天能當自己還算是可以的啦. 有的更可憐的,常年累月的演別人呢.

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

這個很絕啊.說明女人是智慧動物.

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro
我同意, 這個也是男人可愛的地方.

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
嗯,這個證明了男人的效率.

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

看來男人的根本問題在於缺血.

[reader]

One more:
Woman to Man: I am not irritated by my P.M.S, it is Y.O.U.

[明亮]

小小艾,既MM: 你們真的被我洗腦了.我轉的都是好東西啊. :)
我已經貧血啦.等著你們輸一些給我,這樣我寫的東西也過過腦子. 也不負你們的殷切希望啊.:)

[asalways]

有同感，命苦的明亮姐姐，還是自己寫吧。

最後一個最好笑，哈哈哈。又找到一個PERFECT EXCUSE，以後都可以把衝動不過頭腦的，說成是貧血。:D

[小小艾]

看完了，轉載的不如明亮自己寫的好看。：））

俺還是喜歡你自己的東西。

[明亮]

魅力無窮啊,大老鼠,美女都樂意變了. 說實話,草,我也還是沒弄明白,這不自己給自己造聲勢呢,我看咱們不用拘泥那一個問題了,咱把其他問題弄明白了,照樣可以升級的,畢業的日子是掰著手指頭就數出來的啦...

[孤草]

這隻老鼠太漂亮了，我可以考慮因為這老鼠變-Bi-sexual :)


報告明亮班長，今天的課上完了，但仍舊不能理解避孕那檔子事，還需班長多多努力為我們補課， 多謝啦！

[明亮]

哈哈,引來一個漂亮的大老鼠, 沒見過這麽漂亮水靈的.歡迎. :)

[Dalaoshu]

haha, Super.