幼兒園教的兒歌有些恐怖

那天晚上陪老大躺下睡覺， 好動多嘴的老大唱了這樣一首歌。 開始以為是她亂唱， 後來上網一查， 果然有這樣一首兒歌。

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee.
Oo! It stung me!

I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee,
Eew! It's yucky!

I'm wiping off my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee.
All clean.

還有這首也蠻搞笑的。 老大一邊唱還一邊做手勢， 做鱷魚咬猴子的生動形象。

Five little monkey’s swinging in the tree
teasing Mr. Alligator can’t catch me….can’t catch me
along came Mr. Alligator quiet as can be
and snapped that monkey out that tree