［幽默］婦女新藥 (圖)

“美語世界”置頂 2007-02-23

  DAMNITOL - Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

 

  EMPTYNESTROGEN - Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how  awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

 

  ST. MOMMA'S WORT - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

 

  PEPTOBIMBO - Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,  decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

 

  DUMBEROL - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

 

  FLIPITOR - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

 

  MENICILLIN - Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."

 

  BUYAGRA - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

 

  JACKASSPIRIN - Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

 

  ANTI-TALKSIDENT - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

 

  NAGAMENT - When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. 

[noso]

山水安妮: u r the second one who gets it. hahaha

[山水安妮]

Hahaha..... This's really, really funny!!!