［笑話］大齡女司機，多關照！ (圖)

Complementary Chinese English Translation by NOSO

1、大齡女司機，多關照！big age woman driver, many gate pictures!

　　2、超級麵瓜閃亮登場。super powder mellon, shinning aboard!

　　3、人老車新，離我遠點！people old car new, leave me alone!

　　4、新手(女)。new hand (girl)!

　　5、您是師傅隨便超。You are my master, please go!

　　6、不會坡起，小心！can't climb, little heart!

　　7、奧拓車：別欺負我小，我哥是奧迪。don't beat me because I am little, my brother is Audi.

　　8、新手手潮，越催越麵。new wet hand, more push more powder!

　　9、女司機+磨合+頭一次＝女魔頭。woman driver + enegage + first time = woman devil!

　　10、當您看到這行字時，您的車離我太近了。when you see this line, your car distance me too near!

　　11、開不好瞎開，擠我跟你急！can't drive, but blind drive, push me I will worry you!

　　12、手心冒汗。hand heart has sweat!

　　13、人老車破又磨合。people old and car damaged plus enegage!

　　14、出租車：大修磨合，歡迎超車！rental car: big repaire and enegage, welcome super car!

　　15、一小麵貼的是：麵中麵。little powder page: poweder in powder!

　　16、新車上路，內有殺手。new car has sex with road, inside killer!

　　17、我見過一大嬸開車，後麵貼了一個:“您就當我是紅燈。”you are my red light!

　　18、一擋以上不會掛，熟練中。one block above no above, trying!

　　19、刹車油門分不清，都好使！brake gas share no clear, all good!

　　20、別看我，看路！！don't see me, see road!

　　21、您著急，您先走。you worry, you first go!

　　22、我是肉肉，車是磨磨，大家都叫我們“肉夾饃”。好吃！別嚐！I am a hamburger, good eat! don't eat!

　　23、駕齡兩年，第一次摸車！看著辦！driver age two year, 1st time touch car, look and do!

　　24、有本事從我頭上過！if you have a book thing, drive over my head!

　　25、嫌慢?你去當宇航員！don't like slow, you become universe plane member!

　　26、本車除火控外基本配置與坦克相同this car without fire is same with tank!

　　27、誰能告我刹車在哪？急！who can tell me brake is where? worry!

　　28、中國最後一台可以公路行駛的蒸汽機車China last one on road drive steam air plane car!

　　29、跟我幹啥？當心我掛倒檔。follow me do what, heart me put the arrive file!

　　30、司機曾輕易擺平超級塞亞人，看著辦！driver has easy put flat super outer asian people, look and do!

　　31、改裝車排量8。0（夏曆V12）change car row quantity 8.0!

　　32、車內禁止放屁，車外隨意。car inside no release gas, car outside at you will.

　　33、別欺負我，我練過金鍾罩！don't beat me, I studied golden clock net!

　　34、坦克殺手-來者不懼 tank killer-come people no afraid!

　　35、別看車舊，人可是新的。don't look car old, people is new one.

　　36. 我是盲人…… I am a busy man.

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