OneWayTicket
Artist-Eruption
Onewayticket,onewayticket
Onewayticket,onewayticket
Onewayticket,onewaytickettotheblues.
Choochootrain
Tuckin'downthetrack
Gottatravelonit
Nevercomin'back
Ooh,oohgotaonewaytickettotheblues.
Byemylove,mybabeisleavin'me
Now,onlyteardropsareallthatIcouldsee.
Ooh,ooh
Gotaonewaytickettotheblues
Gottatakeatriptolonesome...[
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BrotherLouie(路燈下的小女孩)
byModernTalking
Dear,loveisaburningfire
Stay,causethentheflamesgrowhigher
Babe,don'tlethimstealyourheart
It'seasy,easy
Girl,thisgamecan'tlastforever
Whywecannotlivetogether
Try,don'tlethimtakeyourlovefromme
[chorus:]
You'renogood,can'tyouseeBrotherLouie,Louie,Louie
I'minlove,setyoufree
Oh,she'sonlylookingtome
Onlylove...[
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自己人笑自己人
1、某次英文考試有兩道題目:
1)我穿上外套,卻發現第一個扣子掉了。
2)他聽見電話鈴響,就過去接了電話。
正確答案應為:
1)Iputonmycoatandfounditsfirstbuttonwasgone.
2)Assoonasheheardthephoneringing,hewenttopickitup.
但是某生的答案是:
1)F***!
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RomeoandJuliet
DireStraits
Alovestruckromeosingsastreetsusserenade
Layingeverybodylowwithmealovesongthathemade
Findsaconvenientstreetlightstepsoutoftheshade
Sayssomethinglikeyouandmebabehowaboutit?
Julietsaysheyit'sromeoyounearlygimmeaheartattack
He'sunderneaththewindowshe'ssingingheylamyboyfriendsback
Youshouldn'tcomearoundheresingingupatpeoplelikethat
Anywaywh...[
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TongueTwisters
HowmuchwoodcouldChuckWoods'woodchuckchuck,ifChuckWoods'woodchuckcouldandwouldchuckwood?IfChuckWoods'woodchuckcouldandwouldchuckwood,howmuchwoodcouldandwouldChuckWoods'woodchuckchuck?ChuckWoods'woodchuckwouldchuck,hewould,asmuchashecould,andchuckasmuchwoodasanywoodchuckwould,ifawoodchuckcouldandwoodchuckwood.
Throughthreecheesetreesthreefreefleasflew.
Whilethesefleasflew,...[
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ExcessBaggage
Whilewaitinginthebaggageclaim,Iwatchedinhorrorasmysuitcasecamebumpingdowntherampandsprangopen.Itriedtoretrieveeverything,butcouldn'tcatchupwithmytoothbrush.Asitwentaroundthecarousel,Ioverheardapassengersay,"My,thepersontravelslight."
新款鬧鍾
Proudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttoafriendlateonenight,thedrunkledthewaytothebedroom,wheretherewasabigbrassgong."What'sthatbrassgong...[
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