Hehe,thisjokeneedssomebackgroundaboutthechurchactivity.Ittookmesometimetofigureitout^_^.Butit'sveryfunny!Ifyoudon'tunderstand,youcanaskyourchurchfriend.
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AmanisstruckbyabusonabusystreetinNewYorkCity.Heliesdyingonthesidewalkasacrowdofspectatorsgathersaround."Apriest!Somebodygetmeapriest!"theman...[閱讀全文]
Happy Life
Life is fun. Let's be happy!
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(2007-06-29 20:38:23)
(2007-06-27 12:58:38)
----WhydoesamanhaveoneXandoneYsexchromosomeandawomanonlyhavetwoXsexchromosomes?
ItremindsmeoftheAdamandEvestoryintheBible.Isitacoincidence?FromXandY,wecangettwoX,butfromX,wecannevergetY.AsimplelogicseemstosupporttheBible!
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ItremindsmeoftheAdamandEvestoryintheBible.Isitacoincidence?FromXandY,wecangettwoX,butfromX,wecannevergetY.AsimplelogicseemstosupporttheBible!
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(2007-06-23 11:51:08)
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(2007-06-21 19:45:35)
HillaryClinton'sSopranoSpoof
Honestly,IthinkHillarycanrunthegovernmentmosteffectively.
Thequestioniswhethershecanwin.
ItseemsthatAmericansprefertheyoungandenergeticObama.
Hillaryjustlooksold.[閱讀全文]
Honestly,IthinkHillarycanrunthegovernmentmosteffectively.
Thequestioniswhethershecanwin.
ItseemsthatAmericansprefertheyoungandenergeticObama.
Hillaryjustlooksold.[閱讀全文]
(2007-06-20 16:09:46)
Policecommentspurportedlytakenoffactualpolicecarvideosfromaroundthecountry:
----"Ifyoutakeyourhandsoffthecar,I'llmakeyourbirthcertificateaworthlessdocument."
----"Relax,thehandcuffsaretightbecausethey'renew.They'llstretchafteryouwearthemawhile."
----"Ifyourun,you'llonlygotojailtired."
----"Canyourunfasterthan1200feetpersecond?Becausethat'sthespeedofthebulletthat'llbechasingyou."閱讀全文]
----"Ifyoutakeyourhandsoffthecar,I'llmakeyourbirthcertificateaworthlessdocument."
----"Relax,thehandcuffsaretightbecausethey'renew.They'llstretchafteryouwearthemawhile."
----"Ifyourun,you'llonlygotojailtired."
----"Canyourunfasterthan1200feetpersecond?Becausethat'sthespeedofthebulletthat'llbechasingyou."
(2007-06-18 21:02:49)
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