夢中笑著睡不著,
遇見天使,親吻站著的陌生人,
一個又一個,
可我卻躺著.
錯過了天使的吻,
我卻依然開心快樂,
因為這時我醒了,
在晨風和旭日中,站著.
夢在遠方,笑,藏在心裏,最迷人,淚,含在眼裏,流到心上,洗去傷痛,最值得.無論是笑還是哭,隻要真實,都好.陪你一起流過淚的人,比同你一起笑過的人,更值得珍惜.喜歡電影”霍元甲”中的一句台詞,“婆婆說,一[閱讀全文]
博文
(2007-09-01 10:04:45)
(2007-08-30 14:15:45)
孔夫子(Confucious)也搞笑(18+)
孔夫子論網戀
"Passionatekiss,likespider’sweb,soonleadtoundoingoffly."
孔夫子論跑步
"Manwhoruninfrontofcargettired"
"Manwhorunbehindcargetexhausted"
孔夫子論酒
"Topreventhangoverstaydrunk!"
孔夫子論色
"Virginitylikebubble.Oneprick-allgone!"
"WomanwhowearG-string,highoncrack!...[閱讀全文]
孔夫子論網戀
"Passionatekiss,likespider’sweb,soonleadtoundoingoffly."
孔夫子論跑步
"Manwhoruninfrontofcargettired"
"Manwhorunbehindcargetexhausted"
孔夫子論酒
"Topreventhangoverstaydrunk!"
孔夫子論色
"Virginitylikebubble.Oneprick-allgone!"
"WomanwhowearG-string,highoncrack!...[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-30 09:02:14)
Passionatekiss,likespider’sweb,soonleadtoundoingoffly.
Confucious[閱讀全文]
Confucious[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-28 20:26:55)
新天方夜談
文學村裏,一位叫賈文學的男青年,結交了一位女性筆友，珍知珠.兩人鴻雁傳書,心有靈犀，終於迸發出了愛情的火花。賈文學在信中向珍知珠求婚了。珍知珠既沒同意也沒拒絕，寫信說我們見了麵,你再作決定吧。我會乘坐某次列車於某時到達海外的火車站。屆時我會手持一束鮮花。
那魂牽夢繞的可人兒就要出現了,跨國婚姻啊。賈文學早早來到火車站，隻恨時[閱讀全文]
文學村裏,一位叫賈文學的男青年,結交了一位女性筆友，珍知珠.兩人鴻雁傳書,心有靈犀，終於迸發出了愛情的火花。賈文學在信中向珍知珠求婚了。珍知珠既沒同意也沒拒絕，寫信說我們見了麵,你再作決定吧。我會乘坐某次列車於某時到達海外的火車站。屆時我會手持一束鮮花。
那魂牽夢繞的可人兒就要出現了,跨國婚姻啊。賈文學早早來到火車站，隻恨時[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-27 18:19:05)
WhoisGod?
Alittleboywalksuptohisfatherandaskshimaquestion.
Boy:Dad,isGodamanorawoman?
Father:Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,isGodblackorwhite?
Father:(Afterthinkingforashortwhile)Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,DoesGodlovechildren?
Father:Absolutely,son.Godloveschildren.
(Afteranotherwait,theboycomesbackag...[閱讀全文]
Alittleboywalksuptohisfatherandaskshimaquestion.
Boy:Dad,isGodamanorawoman?
Father:Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,isGodblackorwhite?
Father:(Afterthinkingforashortwhile)Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,DoesGodlovechildren?
Father:Absolutely,son.Godloveschildren.
(Afteranotherwait,theboycomesbackag...[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-24 18:34:31)
