提供者:人到中年--後腦勺帥哥
從前有位秀才,某天隨太太回娘家,向嶽父拜壽,因一時高興多喝了幾杯,當場醉倒,被送回書房休息。
沒多久,他的小姨子到書房拿東西,見姐夫睡的枕頭掉地上,便替他撿起來,順手扶起他的脖子,想替他枕好。
沒想到秀才人醉心不醉,一見機會難得,便拉著小姨子不放.
小姨子用力掙脫後,憤怒之餘,就在牆上題詩以泄憤[
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YesterdayIaskedyou,dearreaders,tosendpicturesofyourselfblowingintoateapot.Icouldnothaveimaginedsuchagreatresponse–thenumberofsubmissionswasfantastic.AndeventhoughIoffered$20tothefirstthreepeoplewhosentintheirpicture(congratulationstoTouchcream,TheOrangeSquirrel,andKeatonPepper),mostofyoutoldmetheprizedidn’treallymatterbecauseIgavethemagoodreasontohavefun.
Someofyoudiditathome,andothers,atwor...[
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SultanKösen-8'1"(246cm)
The2010editionofGuinnessBookofWorldRecordslistsSultanKosenasthetallestlivingmanaswellashavingthelargesthands(10.8inches)(27.5centimeters)andlargestfeet(14.4inches)(36.5centimeters).
AccordingtoGuinness,heisthetallestlivinghumanreachinganaverageheightof8'1"(2,46.5m)whenmeasuredbyGWRinAnkara,Turkey,inFebruary2009.HetakesoverthetitlefromChina'sBaoX...[
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Stunningshotsofthirstybatsswoopingdownforadrinkfromgardenpond
SwoopinglowoveragardenpondinSurrey,thesearethestunningpicturesofbatsenjoyinganeveningdrinkattheirfavouritewateringhole.
Theyaresodetailedyoucanevenseethenightcreaturesslurpingfromthepoolwiththeirlittlepinktongues. TheamazingshotsweretakenaftermonthsofpainstakingplanningbywildlifephotographerKimTaylor....[
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NormandyPhotos:WorldWarIIandToday
ThenandNow:DisturbingDocumentaryPhotographySeries
WhentheAlliedForcescameashoreintheNormandyregionofFranceonJune6th,1944,theyfreedFrenchcitizensfromoccupationbyGermany–butthebattletodosowasnotwithoutitscosts,bothinhumanlivesandintheobliterationoftownsalongthecoast.Themagnitudeofthedestructionwasjaw-dropping,withentireblocksreducedtogiganticpilesofrubble.<...[
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We’veallseentreesthatgrowinthedirectionofsunlightorawayfromothertrees,buthereareafewthathavereallygoneoutoftheirwaytoclaimtheirrightfulspace.
Atreeisaperennialwoodyplant.Itismostoftendefinedasawoodyplantthathasmanysecondarybranchessupportedclearofthegroundonasinglemainstemortrunkwithclearapicaldominance.Aminimumheightspecificationatmaturityiscitedbysomeauthors,varyingfrom...[
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前幾天從天朝飛往島國澳大利亞,指導WRC工作的開展。剛下飛機,第一印象就很差,居然沒有當地小學生組成的腰鼓隊對我們進行迎接。走了幾步,覺得澳大利亞不光是一介島國,還是一個鳥國,很多的鳥類在地上亂走,極不雅觀。
世界拉力錦標賽是最高級別的拉力賽事,但是這兩年,中國拉力錦標賽已經飛速發展,有了趕超之勢。到了參賽地黃金海岸後,發[
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今年是南京大屠殺70周年,最近也有很多相關題材電影,有一部美國人拍的紀錄片引起了轟動,不知道為啥,《南京夢魘》由美國人朗恩·喬瑟夫籌備10年拍攝而成南京夢魘》2005年正式開拍,影片所花費的近十萬美元全部是喬瑟夫自己的積蓄。該片在美國的加州、華盛頓州、紐約州等地試映50多場,每場幾乎都是座無虛席,有時甚至連走廊都站滿了人。許多美國觀眾邊看邊流淚,[
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WhydoesamanwanttohaveaWIFE?
男人為啥要娶老婆?
Because.......因為......
W---Washing洗衣
I--- Ironing燙衣
F---Food做飯
E---Entertainment娛樂
WhydoesawomanwanttohaveaHUSBAND?
為啥女人要嫁老公?
Because......因為...[
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話說當年,潘金蓮與那可惡的第三者西門慶搞上後,武大郎對自己的婚姻生活,徹底感到失敗,無奈自己鬥不過西門慶,加上自身條件又不好,三級殘廢,再婚也成了問題,萬分居喪,在憂鬱中,見身邊的人留洋回來,個個都金光燦燦,自己也萌發了鍍金的念頭。經多方麵谘詢後,武大郎了解到,去美洲的印第[
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