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從前有位秀才，某天隨太太回娘家，向嶽父拜壽，因一時高興多喝了幾杯，當場醉倒，被送回書房休息。
沒多久，他的小姨子到書房拿東西，見姐夫睡的枕頭掉地上，便替他撿起來，順手扶起他的脖子，想替他枕好。
沒想到秀才人醉心不醉，一見機會難得，便拉著小姨子不放．
小姨子用力掙脫後，憤怒之餘，就在牆上題詩以泄憤[閱讀全文]
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(2009-09-17 22:35:02)
SultanKösen-8'1"(246cm)
The2010editionofGuinnessBookofWorldRecordslistsSultanKosenasthetallestlivingmanaswellashavingthelargesthands(10.8inches)(27.5centimeters)andlargestfeet(14.4inches)(36.5centimeters).
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(2009-09-17 22:23:47)
Stunningshotsofthirstybatsswoopingdownforadrinkfromgardenpond
SwoopinglowoveragardenpondinSurrey,thesearethestunningpicturesofbatsenjoyinganeveningdrinkattheirfavouritewateringhole.
Theyaresodetailedyoucanevenseethenightcreaturesslurpingfromthepoolwiththeirlittlepinktongues. TheamazingshotsweretakenaftermonthsofpainstakingplanningbywildlifephotographerKimTaylor....[閱讀全文]
(2009-09-17 22:13:39)
NormandyPhotos:WorldWarIIandToday
ThenandNow:DisturbingDocumentaryPhotographySeries
WhentheAlliedForcescameashoreintheNormandyregionofFranceonJune6th,1944,theyfreedFrenchcitizensfromoccupationbyGermany–butthebattletodosowasnotwithoutitscosts,bothinhumanlivesandintheobliterationoftownsalongthecoast.Themagnitudeofthedestructionwasjaw-dropping,withentireblocksreducedtogiganticpilesofrubble.<...[閱讀全文]
(2009-09-17 21:34:29)
We’veallseentreesthatgrowinthedirectionofsunlightorawayfromothertrees,buthereareafewthathavereallygoneoutoftheirwaytoclaimtheirrightfulspace.
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(2009-09-16 12:20:21)
前幾天從天朝飛往島國澳大利亞，指導WRC工作的開展。剛下飛機，第一印象就很差，居然沒有當地小學生組成的腰鼓隊對我們進行迎接。走了幾步，覺得澳大利亞不光是一介島國，還是一個鳥國，很多的鳥類在地上亂走，極不雅觀。
世界拉力錦標賽是最高級別的拉力賽事，但是這兩年，中國拉力錦標賽已經飛速發展，有了趕超之勢。到了參賽地黃金海岸後，發[閱讀全文]
(2009-09-15 16:24:10)
今年是南京大屠殺70周年,最近也有很多相關題材電影,有一部美國人拍的紀錄片引起了轟動,不知道為啥，《南京夢魘》由美國人朗恩·喬瑟夫籌備10年拍攝而成南京夢魘》2005年正式開拍，影片所花費的近十萬美元全部是喬瑟夫自己的積蓄。該片在美國的加州、華盛頓州、紐約州等地試映50多場，每場幾乎都是座無虛席，有時甚至連走廊都站滿了人。許多美國觀眾邊看邊流淚，[閱讀全文]
(2009-09-15 16:05:03)
WhydoesamanwanttohaveaWIFE?
男人為啥要娶老婆?
Because.......因為......
W---Washing洗衣
I--- Ironing燙衣
F---Food做飯
E---Entertainment娛樂
WhydoesawomanwanttohaveaHUSBAND?
為啥女人要嫁老公?
Because......因為...[閱讀全文]
(2009-09-15 15:57:32)
話說當年，潘金蓮與那可惡的第三者西門慶搞上後，武大郎對自己的婚姻生活，徹底感到失敗，無奈自己鬥不過西門慶，加上自身條件又不好，三級殘廢，再婚也成了問題，萬分居喪，在憂鬱中，見身邊的人留洋回來，個個都金光燦燦，自己也萌發了鍍金的念頭。經多方麵谘詢後，武大郎了解到，去美洲的印第[閱讀全文]
