兒子,我為你自豪前幾天收到YOUNGWRITERS雜誌社的來信說我兒子的文章被選上了還有一張獎狀,但是要自己出錢買書,雜誌社不會免費送書。我們就納悶了“難道英國也像中國一樣要出錢才能發表文章嗎?”我們問兒子:“是不是全班同學的文章都被選上了?”兒子不知道。我們征求兒子的意見要不要買書,他說不要了,反正他已經知道了。不管怎樣,我們還是為兒子感到自豪[
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兒子十二歲了時間過得真快,不知不覺帶著兒子來英國已經七年多了,兒子也長得跟媽媽一樣高了,但還是那麽的天真爛漫。這幾年因為忙生意因為偷懶錯過了記錄兒子的生活點滴,今天早上兒子“媽媽,MUMMUM媽咪,老媽”變著叫的聲音聽得我心花怒放,我再不抓緊記錄點東西一轉眼兒子就已經長大了。這七年來因為生意的原因兒子跟著我們已經換了四間學校了,慶幸的是學[
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DOYOUEVENKNOWHOWTODRIVE!!!IwentonholidaytoChinarecentlyandIhavetosaythis,thedriverstherearehorribletheyswerveintoyoutheyblockyouoffandtheyhavenomanners!!Ifyougoonthehardshouldertheywon’tletyoubackontheroadagainsobasicallyifyouwanttogetanywhereonChina’sroadsthentakeatrainbecauseifyougetacaryouwillCRASH,butluckilyweweren’tallowedtodrivesowealwaystookataxiandtheridewellletssayyouwereblindfoldedyou...[
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Thedarkis
Agiantblackblanket
Aplacewhereshadowlie
Ablackblindingfog
Thesilentkiller
Alostblackword
Thestartandtheend
Nowhereandeverywhere
Ablackprison
Agiantblackhole
Theedgeoftheuniverse
Aholeintimeandspace
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Swinefluisjustanyoldfluisn’titifitisthenitsnotanythingtoworryaboutisn’titbecauseflujustblowsoverandwon’tcauseyoutodiewillitunlessyouroveramillenniathatremindsmeIhaveneverslackedoffbecauseofsomeflu!AnyoneseenHarrypotterandthehalfbloodprincemymumwon’tletmeseeitbecauseapparentlyIwilldiefromswinefluabuosulutlyridiculous.Youwillonlydiefromswinefluifyouhavecancerwhichyouwon’treallybebotheredbecause...[
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DAENGLISHCODEIsn’titsofrustratingthatschools,collegesanduniversitiesmakeyoulearnasecondlanguageImeanseriouslyhowmanypeoplearegoinggotoletsayItaly.Honestlyandit’sevenworseformeIhavetolearnEnglish,ChineseobviouslyandGERMENIhateGermanywhyonearthdoIhavetolearngermenseriously.Tomakeitworsemymumbragsonaboutyourgoingtoneedalltheskillsyoucanget!It’snotlikeIwanttobecomeatranslatoryeesh.Alsorightmymumisn...[
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IHATECOMPUTERS!!!ComputersarehorriblelittleblightersIdon’tknowifit’smeorallthecomputersintheworldarecondemnedtobreakIcanneverevergetoneapplicationtoworkandthatisiTunesIhavebeentryingtocreateanaccountonitsincelastyearandIhavetrieditwithtwo,Irepeattwocomputersanditstillhasn’tworkedIcan’tthinkofasinglereasonwhy.ForthosepeoplewhoknowwhatIamtalkingaboutthereisthisnopaymentoptionAPPARANTLYandIhavech...[
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SWINEFLUUU!!!IHATEPLAATES!!StupidlittleplatesI’llgetthemandI’llgetthemgood.Soyou’reprobablywonderingwhyIhateplatesyesIknowitisweirdImeanplatesaren’tevenalivewellhereishowithappened....Mymumanddadtookmetoamuseumaboutplates,plateshonestlyhowboringcanyougetImeanitisjustapieceofclayandyetpeoplecomefromJapanjusttoseeitwhyonearthwouldyouwanttotravelonanairplanewhichwouldquiteabitofmoneyjustsoyoucanc...[
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Thatstinks!!Ican’tbelievemydadgotmetocleanthetoiletitisamessyjobIfeelsorryfortoiletcleanersnowIknowwhattheyhavebeenthrough.Itisatrulyhorriblejobandtoiletsshouldbeselfcleaningforeveryone’ssakes.YoudonotwanttoknowwhatIsaw,butI’mgoingtotellyouanywaybitsofpoothatgotstuckfelloutandIhadtouseawholelotoftoiletcleanerIohyeah.GuesswhatIamgoingtodonowREVENGEwhenmymumgetsback(shenormallydoesthecleaning)let...[
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Quizimpossible!!HieveryonesorryIhavebeenabitpreoccupiedsowasn’tabletowriteandforthosewhoonlyjustreadthisjustforgetitbecauseIdon’twanttodisappointyoutoomuchaboutwhatyou’vemissed.Anywaymynewcomputerissogood,butguesswhatIhavetwonewcomputersguesswhy.Here’sacluewhathappensifyouputsomereallyloudsoundnexttoaglass?WellIwilltellyouaboutthatnextweekIreallygottotellyouaboutthisquiz.Here’showitgoesrightp...[
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