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(2008-04-27 22:11:04)
n年前，在一小中國餐館打工。其中一位服務生是個在國內學藝術畢業的，跟勞工來陪讀大概有一年多點。她人很大方熱情，英文自我感覺十分良好。一天，一老外來吃飯，她看到那人用筷子很吃力，便走過去問那老外是否想用個叉子。“Excuseme,doyouneedaF**k？”.我和其他的服務生在旁邊聽了她的問話全都笑翻了。[閱讀全文]
(2008-04-07 10:39:59)
Thismorningafriendofmyhusbande-mailedusthatourdentistDr.Necoecheajustpastaway.Iwassosaddenbythenewsandwasespeciallysadforhisyoungwifeandthreebeautifullittlegirls.
Hewasagreatdentist,hewasverycaringandgentlewithallhispatients.Hehadbeenfightingafuriousbattleagainstbraintumorforthreeyears,hewasonly40.Myheartgoesouttohisfamily
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Hewasagreatdentist,hewasverycaringandgentlewithallhispatients.Hehadbeenfightingafuriousbattleagainstbraintumorforthreeyears,hewasonly40.Myheartgoesouttohisfamily
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(2008-03-29 21:25:32)
Whilewaitinginfrontofaredlightonthewaytotheschooldancepartywithmy9year-oldson,wesawtwomotorcycleridersonbothsideofme.Mysonsaidtome“Momtheyaregoingtohavearace.”Sureenough,assoonasthelightchangedtogreen,thetworidersrevuptheengineandracedaway.Iaskedmysonhowheknewthattheyweregoingtorace,andherewashisanswer:
“Whilewewerewaitingforthelight,bothriderslookedatyou,becauseyouareprettysotheywanttoshow...[閱讀全文]
(2007-11-29 13:47:18)
Larry,MikaandIknoweachotherbecauseofalloursonsgotothesameelementaryschool,andaregoodfriendstoo.Larrywasmyson’sbasketballcoachforthepreviousseason.Heisaniceperson,butIamnotsofondofhiscoachingstyle.Forhim,winningagameseemsmoreimportantthanhavingfunandparticipation.Inordertowinagamehewouldmakethebestplayersplaymuchmorethenothers,whichisagainsttherule.Especiallyforhisonlychild,hisson,hewouldlethimpla...[閱讀全文]
(2007-10-24 09:24:17)
IndianNames
AlittleAmericanIndianboyaskedhisfather,thebigchiefand
witchdoctorofthetribe,Papa,whyisitthatwealwayshavelong
names,whilethewhitemenhaveshorternameslikeBill,TexorSam?
Hisfatherreplied,Look,son,ournamesrepresentasymbol,a
sign,orapoemforourculturenotlikethewhitemen,wholiveall
togetherandrepeattheirnamesfromgenerationtogeneration.Also,
itispartofourmakeupthatins...[閱讀全文]
AlittleAmericanIndianboyaskedhisfather,thebigchiefand
witchdoctorofthetribe,Papa,whyisitthatwealwayshavelong
names,whilethewhitemenhaveshorternameslikeBill,TexorSam?
Hisfatherreplied,Look,son,ournamesrepresentasymbol,a
sign,orapoemforourculturenotlikethewhitemen,wholiveall
togetherandrepeattheirnamesfromgenerationtogeneration.Also,
itispartofourmakeupthatins...[閱讀全文]
(2007-09-10 22:17:25)
雖然生日，但心情卻是灰色的。勞工和孩子們給了一堆禮物，朋友自保奮勇給看3個孩子，以便勞工和我去吃個浪漫晚餐，以及朋友祝福的越洋電話，總算給我的灰色心境抹上了幾縷色彩。願所有年過40的美麗婦人青春常駐。[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-16 22:36:30)
我是一個Bargainhunter，我的宗旨是從不買全價的東西，（少有例外）用最少的花銷，穿出我風格，自認為是樸素，大方那種。我常去shopping，但並不是每一次都有收獲，隻有價格合適，我又喜歡的東西我才會出血。我不趕時髦（除非適合自己），隨著年齡的增長，我發現修多時髦的東西都不適合我，由此，也省了我不少錢。（竊喜以下）當然，3個孩子還小，我真的也不敢穿好衣[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-05 14:03:14)
前幾天，我剛要出門，我的隔幾個門兒的鄰居走過來給了我兩袋兒貓食兒。我很驚訝，因我知道他家也養有一隻黃白色的花貓。他告訴我兩天前傍晚，他聽到有郊狼的叫聲，跑出去探個究竟，卻發現他的貓被兩隻郊狼圍攻，待到他去援救，小貓已是奄奄一息了，最終不治。我很是為他傷心，大多喜愛動物的人，對待寵物多像對待家庭成員一樣，（當然會有所不及）失去它們自[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-04 22:13:24)
HehasallthevirtuesIdislikeandnoneofthevicesIadmire.
--WinstonChurchill
Ihaveneverkillaman,butIhavereadmanyobituarieswithgreatpleasure
--ClarenceDarrow
Ididn’tattendthefuneral,butIsentanicelettersayingIapprovedofit.
--MarkTwain
Hehasnoenemies,butisintenselydislikedbyhisfriends.
--OscarWilde
Ifeelsomiserablewithoutyou,it’salmostlikehavingyouhere.
--StephenBishop...[閱讀全文]
--WinstonChurchill
Ihaveneverkillaman,butIhavereadmanyobituarieswithgreatpleasure
--ClarenceDarrow
Ididn’tattendthefuneral,butIsentanicelettersayingIapprovedofit.
--MarkTwain
Hehasnoenemies,butisintenselydislikedbyhisfriends.
--OscarWilde
Ifeelsomiserablewithoutyou,it’salmostlikehavingyouhere.
--StephenBishop...[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-04 21:40:17)
Myhusbandisnohandymanbutheiswillinganddaringtotacklevarioushomeimprovementprojectsinordertosaveafewbucks,(undermygoodtraining)soIcansplurgeonmyclothesandjewelries.Heworksasabrick-layer,plumber,carpenter,painter,gardener,autotechnicianetc.,inadditiontohismainjobasoursolebread-winner.Heworkswellasindividualandisaperfectionist,soIknowallworkisgoingtobedoneprofessionally,inspiteoflackingassistanceandm...[閱讀全文]
