知道領英 (LinkedIn) 的存在，也知道那是一個professional平台。雖然工作很多年了，一直沒有跟領英打過交道，主要覺得自己不學無術，不用去領英占個座兒，浪費資源。
2024年，我們的美女校長管我要領英的信息，說要在領英上 “tick” 我。可惜那時我還沒有領英的賬號。順便閑話我們校長，1米68的身高，比我還瘦一圈。那真是我見過的最精明能幹年輕有為的美女護士。人家四十歲出頭，就獲得美國護理院士的頭銜，牛掰吧。校長見麵就問領英，催促了我好幾次，我不得不在一個周末花了半天的美好時光，終於成功給自己申請了個賬號，把自己掛在領英上麵。每次有同事或著學校或者醫院的什麽重要的事情在領英上廣而告之，我也會跟著去點個讚，以示鼓勵和支持！
放假的時候，在同事們的鼓動下，我也給自己定了一個“三不規矩”：不查郵電，不看領英，不看專業書。專業書和領英的確沒有去翻，郵電卻是天天在查，因為不敢怠慢了學生的問題；雖然，我堂而皇之地給郵電加了自動留言：本教授正值假期，郵件概不回複，等到開學一並處理。
哎，一眨眼，下周一（1/12）開學了。今天去領英瞟了一眼，看看有沒有錯過什麽重要的事件。點開信息留言一欄，把我嚇了一跳，發現2025年被一幫科技美男子圍追堵截呢。在好奇心的驅使下，我仔細瀏覽一下這些留言，哇哇哇，妙不可言。
現摘錄幾段，以饗讀者：
美男1: 陽光帥氣，有著溫暖和熙的笑容。
3/18/2025: 美男 AC： Chief Product Wizard & Engineering Visionary
給我發了一個信息：“I noticed that your profile shows that you are in MO. According to the news, there as a sandstorm raging in MO. Are you affected? ”
我回答: “No. Thank you!”
AC：“You’ re welcome, glad to hear that. I noticed you have an Asian face, are you from Asia as well? ”
看我半天沒有接招，他發給一個圖，追問：人呢？人呢？人呢？聊天的最高境界就是把人聊沒了。
哈哈。還挺幽默的，有圖為證。
美男2 MR: 青春無敵，陽光帥氣。
4/18/2025: 美男MR： AI Executive & Technical Leader
MR: “I recently took some courses on LinkedIn, and every time I clicked on my network I saw you there, I thought it was interesting so I sent you a connection request, I hope I am not bothering you, what is your main job responsibility at your institution at the moment?”
哇塞，逗號到底，不見一個句號。不愧是科技男。
我幹什麽呢，在這個那個瞬間，關你鳥事呢？你什麽人啊，我需要跟你匯報？？？
沒有回答美男MR。
美男3: GM： 五官端正，麵色沉淨的中年人。
GM： Battery Technology & Energy Storage, Board Member, DeFi data Analytics
11/11/2025：
GM： “Hi, there. The government shutdown is finally over! This shutdown must have had a significant impact on the healthcare system. Were your college and hospital’s teaching and clinical arrangements greatly affected? I sincerely hope everything returns to normal.”
那天，當我看見這份來自陌生人的關切，尤其不是關心我，而是對整個醫療係統的關切，把我感動了一下。脫開而出，“Thanks！”
然後，GM開始了長長的捕獵行動。
GM：“Is everything going smoothly on your end? ”
GM: “How was Veteran Day?”
吾：保持沉默，沒有接茬兒。
11/14/2025
GM: “TGIF! I went back to LinkedIn today and saw that our previous conversation was still stuck there, so I thought I’d send you a message to say hello:) ”
“After a busy week, what are your plans for the weekend?”
11/20/2025
GM: “After a busy Hump Day, I hope you can have more quiet time to yourself this Thursday.”
GM：“How has this week gone so far?”
11/21/2025
GM: “Any special relaxation plans for the weekend?”
GM： ”This is absolutely one of my favorites! If you have the chance to visit the winery, you’ll discover the timeless charm of Buena Vista. The atmosphere, the rich history, and of course, their wines… It’s like savoring California’s Cultural heritage. How was your weekend? ”
好貼心：還送來加州酒窖圖
11/26/2025
GM： “Every Thanksgiving I ask myself a question: Have I become someone that others are grateful to have met this year? True gratitude isn’t just about sweets; it’s about having someone willing step out your comfort zone with you and rebuild a bigger world together.”
GM： “Happy Thanksgiving in advance! :)”
12/1/2025
GM： “Welcome back to the workday! How was your Thanksgiving weekend? I believe it must have been a heartwarming family time :)”
12/4/2025
GM： “Values and choices. I’m curious what your main purpose is for using LinkedIn? Since you’ve chosen to start this conversion, remaining silent is not a mature thing for an adult to do.”
對於我的不理不睬，終於老羞成怒。
美男4: WH： 照片看上去是一枚硬漢，目光深邃，迷離，這個哥哥帥呆了。
WH： Senior R&D Engineer
11/10/2025
WH: “Hi, there. It’s so nice to see you here! Looking forward to keeping in touch.”
1/3/2026:
WH: “The New Year Arrives, bringing blessings all around! May your journey ahead be filled with
Paths beneath your feet, each step leading toward passion
Light in your eyes, every moment revealing life’s warmth
Love in your heart, every mile shared with dear companions.
In this new year, may we
Live days as radiant as sunlight, warm and bright;
Embrace life like verses of poetry, serene and sweet;
Let dreams take flight with the wind, conquering mountains and seas.
Wishing you and me: Year after year, joy endures Amidst life’s vibrant tapestry, may all endeavors thrive! ”
哇哇哇，這美男子還用AI寫了這麽美妙的詩給我，把我給樂的，真是醉了。
用ChatGPT把這首詩翻譯成中文，如下：
新年到來，福澤四方！願你前行的旅途——
腳下有穩穩的道路，每一步都朝向熱忱；
眼中常有光芒，每一刻都感受生命的溫暖；
心中存有摯愛，每一裏路皆與親友同享。
在這新的一年裏，願我們：
把日子過得如陽光般燦爛，溫暖而明亮；
以生活為詩，恬淡而甜美；
讓夢想隨風起飛，跨越群山與大海。
願你我年年喜樂長存，
在生命斑斕的織錦中，萬事興隆！
我又借花獻佛，把它稍作修改，送給五湖四海天涯海角的朋友們吧！
新年伊始，福澤四海。願你一路坦途---
腳踩大地，步步熱情，
眼裏有光，光照四方，
心存摯愛，陪伴永長。
光又暖又亮，
生活如詩，寧靜安詳，
夢想如風，穿越高山和海洋。
願你我
歲歲年年，生命如歌，
如織錦般斑斕，收獲美美，收獲多多！
寫下這篇，主要是想提醒大家：據說有殺豬盤，在領英上如野鬼一般遊蕩，時時刻刻捕捉獵物。這些美男還有一個共同點，就是，都是圖美人帥，用英文名，老祖宗的姓，打著高科技的招牌。姐妹們千萬小心一點（兄弟們也要小心），不要上當受騙，尤其那些空窗期需要療傷的年輕美眉們，當心點，當心點啊！
1/10/2026 於聖路易斯
領英的糖衣炮彈：被科技美男圍追堵截
眸影搖紅 (2026-01-10 12:30:40) 評論 (13)知道領英 (LinkedIn) 的存在，也知道那是一個professional平台。雖然工作很多年了，一直沒有跟領英打過交道，主要覺得自己不學無術，不用去領英占個座兒，浪費資源。
2024年，我們的美女校長管我要領英的信息，說要在領英上 “tick” 我。可惜那時我還沒有領英的賬號。順便閑話我們校長，1米68的身高，比我還瘦一圈。那真是我見過的最精明能幹年輕有為的美女護士。人家四十歲出頭，就獲得美國護理院士的頭銜，牛掰吧。校長見麵就問領英，催促了我好幾次，我不得不在一個周末花了半天的美好時光，終於成功給自己申請了個賬號，把自己掛在領英上麵。每次有同事或著學校或者醫院的什麽重要的事情在領英上廣而告之，我也會跟著去點個讚，以示鼓勵和支持！
放假的時候，在同事們的鼓動下，我也給自己定了一個“三不規矩”：不查郵電，不看領英，不看專業書。專業書和領英的確沒有去翻，郵電卻是天天在查，因為不敢怠慢了學生的問題；雖然，我堂而皇之地給郵電加了自動留言：本教授正值假期，郵件概不回複，等到開學一並處理。
哎，一眨眼，下周一（1/12）開學了。今天去領英瞟了一眼，看看有沒有錯過什麽重要的事件。點開信息留言一欄，把我嚇了一跳，發現2025年被一幫科技美男子圍追堵截呢。在好奇心的驅使下，我仔細瀏覽一下這些留言，哇哇哇，妙不可言。
現摘錄幾段，以饗讀者：
美男1: 陽光帥氣，有著溫暖和熙的笑容。
3/18/2025: 美男 AC： Chief Product Wizard & Engineering Visionary
給我發了一個信息：“I noticed that your profile shows that you are in MO. According to the news, there as a sandstorm raging in MO. Are you affected? ”
我回答: “No. Thank you!”
AC：“You’ re welcome, glad to hear that. I noticed you have an Asian face, are you from Asia as well? ”
看我半天沒有接招，他發給一個圖，追問：人呢？人呢？人呢？聊天的最高境界就是把人聊沒了。
哈哈。還挺幽默的，有圖為證。
美男2 MR: 青春無敵，陽光帥氣。
4/18/2025: 美男MR： AI Executive & Technical Leader
MR: “I recently took some courses on LinkedIn, and every time I clicked on my network I saw you there, I thought it was interesting so I sent you a connection request, I hope I am not bothering you, what is your main job responsibility at your institution at the moment?”
哇塞，逗號到底，不見一個句號。不愧是科技男。
我幹什麽呢，在這個那個瞬間，關你鳥事呢？你什麽人啊，我需要跟你匯報？？？
沒有回答美男MR。
美男3: GM： 五官端正，麵色沉淨的中年人。
GM： Battery Technology & Energy Storage, Board Member, DeFi data Analytics
11/11/2025：
GM： “Hi, there. The government shutdown is finally over! This shutdown must have had a significant impact on the healthcare system. Were your college and hospital’s teaching and clinical arrangements greatly affected? I sincerely hope everything returns to normal.”
那天，當我看見這份來自陌生人的關切，尤其不是關心我，而是對整個醫療係統的關切，把我感動了一下。脫開而出，“Thanks！”
然後，GM開始了長長的捕獵行動。
GM：“Is everything going smoothly on your end? ”
GM: “How was Veteran Day?”
吾：保持沉默，沒有接茬兒。
11/14/2025
GM: “TGIF! I went back to LinkedIn today and saw that our previous conversation was still stuck there, so I thought I’d send you a message to say hello:) ”
“After a busy week, what are your plans for the weekend?”
11/20/2025
GM: “After a busy Hump Day, I hope you can have more quiet time to yourself this Thursday.”
GM：“How has this week gone so far?”
11/21/2025
GM: “Any special relaxation plans for the weekend?”
GM： ”This is absolutely one of my favorites! If you have the chance to visit the winery, you’ll discover the timeless charm of Buena Vista. The atmosphere, the rich history, and of course, their wines… It’s like savoring California’s Cultural heritage. How was your weekend? ”
好貼心：還送來加州酒窖圖
11/26/2025
GM： “Every Thanksgiving I ask myself a question: Have I become someone that others are grateful to have met this year? True gratitude isn’t just about sweets; it’s about having someone willing step out your comfort zone with you and rebuild a bigger world together.”
GM： “Happy Thanksgiving in advance! :)”
12/1/2025
GM： “Welcome back to the workday! How was your Thanksgiving weekend? I believe it must have been a heartwarming family time :)”
12/4/2025
GM： “Values and choices. I’m curious what your main purpose is for using LinkedIn? Since you’ve chosen to start this conversion, remaining silent is not a mature thing for an adult to do.”
對於我的不理不睬，終於老羞成怒。
美男4: WH： 照片看上去是一枚硬漢，目光深邃，迷離，這個哥哥帥呆了。
WH： Senior R&D Engineer
11/10/2025
WH: “Hi, there. It’s so nice to see you here! Looking forward to keeping in touch.”
1/3/2026:
WH: “The New Year Arrives, bringing blessings all around! May your journey ahead be filled with
Paths beneath your feet, each step leading toward passion
Light in your eyes, every moment revealing life’s warmth
Love in your heart, every mile shared with dear companions.
In this new year, may we
Live days as radiant as sunlight, warm and bright;
Embrace life like verses of poetry, serene and sweet;
Let dreams take flight with the wind, conquering mountains and seas.
Wishing you and me: Year after year, joy endures Amidst life’s vibrant tapestry, may all endeavors thrive! ”
哇哇哇，這美男子還用AI寫了這麽美妙的詩給我，把我給樂的，真是醉了。
用ChatGPT把這首詩翻譯成中文，如下：
新年到來，福澤四方！願你前行的旅途——
腳下有穩穩的道路，每一步都朝向熱忱；
眼中常有光芒，每一刻都感受生命的溫暖；
心中存有摯愛，每一裏路皆與親友同享。
在這新的一年裏，願我們：
把日子過得如陽光般燦爛，溫暖而明亮；
以生活為詩，恬淡而甜美；
讓夢想隨風起飛，跨越群山與大海。
願你我年年喜樂長存，
在生命斑斕的織錦中，萬事興隆！
我又借花獻佛，把它稍作修改，送給五湖四海天涯海角的朋友們吧！
新年伊始，福澤四海。願你一路坦途---
腳踩大地，步步熱情，
眼裏有光，光照四方，
心存摯愛，陪伴永長。
光又暖又亮，
生活如詩，寧靜安詳，
夢想如風，穿越高山和海洋。
願你我
歲歲年年，生命如歌，
如織錦般斑斕，收獲美美，收獲多多！
寫下這篇，主要是想提醒大家：據說有殺豬盤，在領英上如野鬼一般遊蕩，時時刻刻捕捉獵物。這些美男還有一個共同點，就是，都是圖美人帥，用英文名，老祖宗的姓，打著高科技的招牌。姐妹們千萬小心一點（兄弟們也要小心），不要上當受騙，尤其那些空窗期需要療傷的年輕美眉們，當心點，當心點啊！
1/10/2026 於聖路易斯