貼個關於各個藤校的笑話

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*None--New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

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還是疙瘩最潮流 -成功的飛過- 給 成功的飛過 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:19:37

這才是把餅做大的win win局麵,哈哈 -BrightLine- 給 BrightLine 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:23:58

哥大這個是最新版本吧LOL -wd6- 給 wd6 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:19:48

哈哈哈。 -qiandongshenxia- 給 qiandongshenxia 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:23:31

哈哈,少一個吧 -徽州老家- 給 徽州老家 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:31:49

Ithaca: wait for we fight out it's a private or public bulb -成功的飛過- 給 成功的飛過 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:51:15

哈哈哈,有意思 -江城_83- 給 江城_83 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:38:56

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