True story from an ER doctor:
A 14 year old boy came into the ER around 2AM with a broken arm and clavicle.
The boy explained that he had been driving his 4-wheeler at full speed across the field on the family farm when he ran into a deer, launching him off his seat and over the poor animal, and injuring himself on impact.
My friend asked him, "Is this your mother?" (referring to the woman who had brought him in).
The boy replied, "No, this my aunt. My mom is back home helping my dad clean the deer."