How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None---Hanover doesn't have electricity. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? None--New Haven looks better in the dark. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
你知道要幾個藤校生來換一個燈泡?
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LOL you made my day!
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