愛美麗的potion store

愛美麗放了暑假以後，非常沉迷於做potion。我都找不出對應的中文，就是魔法藥水的意思。

她到處收集空瓶子空罐子，在房間裏搗鼓。一排一排的各種顏色詭異，來源可疑的藥水。上麵都有詳細的標簽和說明。

每天我都必須要光顧她的postion store，她根據我每天不同的情況，給我配了各種藥水。還好她也明白這個就是意思意思，不用真的喝下去。嗬嗬。

她給藥水都起了各種名字，我覺得很好玩，孩子的想象力真的很可貴，可惜隨著年齡增長都慢慢消失了。

老邁說我們應該保護她的創造力。我都不知道這個創造力以後會有啥用，但是馬上鄙視自己一下，又這麽功利。。。

愛美麗破天荒光顧我的blog，寫了一篇文章給自己potion store打廣告，lol。看了她的廣告，我真的覺得，孩子的世界如此美好燦爛，如果真的有這樣的potion，喝下去，什麽煩惱都沒有了，該有多好，哈哈。

叔叔阿姨們有啥煩惱，可以告訴愛美麗，讓她給你配一個方子，lol。

(Disclaimer: my potions are completely made up, I make them with water and paint, do not actually ingest unless you want to die)

Hello there! I'm sure many of you are asking, what's the potions store?! Well, let me give you a brief.

My potions store has ONE OF A KIND INGREDIENTS that will cure ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!!!

Are you unemployed? No problem! I'll just mix up a potion and BAM! A job!

Are you short like a smurf but with none of the redeeming attributes of one? Just a quick growth potion and BOOM! Instant 6'10 growth spurt!

There is a solution to ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!  Everything will MAGICALLY BE BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With rare ingredients such as basilisk venom, and even basilisk scales (super duper rare), your potions are 100 percent guaranteed to bring 100 percent satisfaction (no refunds).

Some of our newest items include peacock feathers, bumble honey (made by a rare kind of bumblebee just without the bee just bumble), and frog farts which were painstakingly caught from frogs (no frogs harmed).

With our top notch ingredients, you are sure to have the most magical experience!!!!!!!!!!!! So come to my store ! Have a great time ! And leave satisfied!

As always, signing off with a period. Or two..

 

 

 

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