貼個笑話,活躍一下氣氛。兒童不宜,3845不能看

來源: 板凳球迷 2011-12-06 07:50:06 [] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1148 bytes)
回答: 命題作文為什麽?東風飄2011-12-05 15:44:05

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.


At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be


The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"


And *poof* she's gone.


The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.


The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."


St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.


"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.


St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."


The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.


St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.


"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."


If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!

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哈哈哈哈 v funny -笨姑娘- 給 笨姑娘 發送悄悄話 笨姑娘 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2011 postreply 08:21:55

有啥好笑的 -3845- 給 3845 發送悄悄話 3845 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2011 postreply 09:47:18

3845沒笑,不用下地獄了。哈哈 -板凳球迷- 給 板凳球迷 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2011 postreply 10:26:26

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