close-to-weekend afternoon tea break -stages of pregnancy

來源: 努力學習123 2009-03-19 06:25:02 [] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1083 bytes)
month 1: start to see self as a panda
month 2: nearly give up as suffer from morning sickness
month 3: don't want to live as morning sickness getting worse
month 4: another spring in life, eat watermelon
month 5: keeping fit is just a story, you eat as much as you can
month 6: life is so perfect, you could scare your hu*****and at any time
month 7: heavy, dreaming of lying on your front asleep
month 8: last happy month before you start to worry
month 9: start to worry, want to get the baby out asap
month 9/10: baby out

Big sense of achivement - hero in own eyes only.

month 1 after baby born: cuddle, love, feeding, nappies, etc, etc, you feel you will and can do everything for the baby.

month 2 after baby born: all you want to do is - put the baby back to your tummy so that you could have a sleep through night, and/or you could enjoy your couple 2 people free life.

To summarize:
Once you choose to be a mum, you choose to give up 50%-75% of your own life for the next 3 years.

bricks will be greatly received

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不知道托塔李天王他老婆的stages是啥樣的,,, -四國大戰- 給 四國大戰 發送悄悄話 四國大戰 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/19/2009 postreply 08:35:42

誰? -toploader- 給 toploader 發送悄悄話 toploader 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/19/2009 postreply 10:23:39

??? -四國大戰- 給 四國大戰 發送悄悄話 四國大戰 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/20/2009 postreply 04:11:00

謝謝,收了。。。 -toploader- 給 toploader 發送悄悄話 toploader 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/19/2009 postreply 10:24:18

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