啊哈，我在網上找到被丈母娘訓的那個木牌了， 原來是丈母娘的墓碑，不過夠搞笑的。

The Mother in Law

Underneath this cross of stone
Lie my mother-in-law’s bones
Three more days if she had lived
I’d have lied and she would read.
You who here are passing by
Wake her up please do not try
For if home she will come back
I’ll again be full of nag
But this way I will behave
So she’ll stay inside her grave