1.Permanent Head Damage,永久性腦殘
2.Pig Has Dream,豬也有夢想
3.Public Hated Degree,沒人喜歡
4.Patiently Hoping for a Degree,耐心等待
5.Pathetic Homeless Dreamer,可憐又無家可歸,但是還有夢想~
6.Professorship? hah! Dream on!,想要教職?做春秋大夢去吧
7.Probably Headed for Divorce,可能要和另一半分手
8.Parents have Debts,父母還會欠債
9.Proudly half Dead,半死了,卻很自豪
Patiently hoping for a Degree 【耐心的期待一個學位】
Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bullsh..., MS = More of the Same...) 【這是一個老笑話了,說本科學位的BS其實指的是Bull Shit(牛屎),碩士學位的MS是什麽呢,More of the Same(更多的牛屎),那麽PhD就是Piled higher and Deeper (越積越多,一堆牛屎!)】
Please hire. Desperate.【絕望中,請雇用】
Physiologically Deficient【生理缺陷!】
Probably headed for Divorce【可能正走向離婚】
Probably heavily in Debt【可能負債累累】
Permanent head Damage【永久性腦損傷】
Potential heavy Drinker【潛在酗酒者】
Professional hamburger Dispenser....."Would you like fries with that?" 【職業漢堡發派員.....“請問您也要薯條嗎”】
Pizza hut Driver【必勝客送貨員】
Pretty heavily Depressed【嚴重憂鬱】
Phinally done! 【終於結束了!】