回複:尊重人權,愛護生命,可以這麽過分嗎?

來源: qianyinhouguo 2009-06-07 08:50:23 [] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (2105 bytes)
剛巧,一個老外同事星期五傳來一組美國某監獄的照片。這監獄是一棟全玻璃的大樓。中間的和您說的差不多。最叫絕的是結尾語:
New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago , Illinois
( I guess if I ever break the law, I'd better do it in Illinois ! Homeless people should have it so good!)

It shows that in most cases the quality of life for prisoners has improved considerably from what you might expect.

And I always thought prison was for punishment.!!!!!

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend most of yourtime ina 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry keys and/or a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed
to speak to your family and friends

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called 'managers'
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到美國監獄去度假:) -Ji.Q.Zhang- 給 Ji.Q.Zhang 發送悄悄話 Ji.Q.Zhang 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/07/2009 postreply 08:55:14

我認為去那養老是最好的。反正老了走不動,不需要隻有了。 -zoude- 給 zoude 發送悄悄話 zoude 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/07/2009 postreply 09:09:48

如果你喜歡監獄的話,你的身體凡是有洞的地方都會開花。 -sydney-boy- 給 sydney-boy 發送悄悄話 sydney-boy 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/07/2009 postreply 15:00:52

嗬嗬,我不喜歡監獄,可我喜歡享受,特別是免費的好事 -zoude- 給 zoude 發送悄悄話 zoude 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/07/2009 postreply 15:26:31

那對話很能令人思考。 -zoude- 給 zoude 發送悄悄話 zoude 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/07/2009 postreply 09:11:02

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