【童趣】童言童趣三則

近日，書香之家論壇喜不單行，上周才聞寶刀未老的蔥姐（花似鹿蔥）榮任書香版主，今天獲悉年輕有為的秋蘭君（renqiulan / 紉秋蘭）也走馬上任，特此獻上《童言童趣三則》表示祝賀！秋蘭君博古通今，中西合璧，再加上愛貓（lovecat08）和蔥姐兩位大姐大，一定會讓書香之家好戲連台，香飄萬裏！

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?
Boy: No
Mom: Why?
Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station
Mom: Then, who will you become?
Boy: A dad!

Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth
Mom: Why?
Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you
Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family
Boy: Then, why you married mommy? 

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• Thank you so very much! I'm a rookie learning the ropes. -renqiulan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:25:18

• You're a very nice fit for this role! -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:34:15

• I'm a rookie learning the ropes.——這句真好，可以對照劉三姐：我是嫩鳥才學唱。。。 -花似鹿蔥- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 08:08:12

• who will you become? or whom will you become? -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (42 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:27:53

• Just Google it, you will know the answer ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:30:58

• 俺已經在上麵有答案了：）：）：） -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 13:45:01

• Screenwriters are on strike. Your talent is in great demand. -renqiulan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:28:34

• 秋蘭過獎了，these jokes came from my real life ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:37:38

• I like your tongue-in-cheek punchlines. Keep coming, please. -renqiulan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 18:43:09

• Thanks, 靈感可遇而不可求 ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 20:06:12

• 好笑話啊！ -lovecat08- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:42:11

• 讓人深思！ -lovecat08- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:42:58

• 愛貓笑口常開 ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:48:19

• 抱抱7妹！你咋姍姍來遲呀！ -花似鹿蔥- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:54:31

• 問好蔥姐！周末忙於生產笑話的生活，哈哈哈 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:58:33

• 童言無忌，一針見血！ -花似鹿蔥- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:56:13

• 見了血，還大笑，哈哈哈！ -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 08:00:43

• 讓男人見血俺大笑！ -花似鹿蔥- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 08:09:05

• 與七妹娃講相聲呀：） -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 10:52:00

• 謝謝AP君來讀童言童趣 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 20:10:02