原創英文脫口秀【Made in China】,今天星空看到好幾個老友,下班前來跟著湊個熱鬧

Made in China

我的腳本在這裏，我是即興脫口秀，腳本是後碼出來的，文字或許有點出入：

When talking 'bout Made in China, hate it or like it? People argued constantly. People who say hate Made in China are the ones buying the most made in China. 

I am working in an organization having a lot internal cooperation. We import a lot of raw material and equipments from China and sell worldwide。 My businessman likes Made in China, helps him made more money, but, he doesn't buy anything cheap Made in China in his daily life. The workers hate Made in China but they cannot survive without buying the cheap Made in China, because they are poor and cheap.  They  wanted to pay the clay price to get a diamond, but when they got what they paid for they complain the clay quality is not as good as the diamond.

One day a maintenance guy named John was working on a broken tool bought from China. He swore a big time, and I said to him, you know John, we have several this kind of tools, the worst ones are all made in Ontario.  You think I could change his mind? No way!!! One bad thing about when you get too close to somebody is, when you started call each other buddies, it's time he started to swear to you. You ditch out jokes you must be able to take them back. Like John, his mouth has never been defeated. Suddently, he realized I was not born in Canada. So he gave me his apology: Oh, I think the only thing great from China are the people.  So that is the typical Canadian losers. 

Another day I wanted to add a backup battery to my Canon DSLR camera. A pair of batteries with a USB charger from Amazon only cost a fraction of one piece genuine Canon battery. My fellow professional photographer friend told me: Don't buy the cheap off-market batteries from China for your several thousand dollars' camera. but I think for pricewise it's worth to take a chance. The new batteries are doing really good to me, & my friend probably didn't not realize that his genuine Canon battery is also Made in China.

 

 

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• 厲害了，花帥! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (142 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 14:37:21

• 脫口秀用英文，不讓人放鬆啊，再聽再讚 -攸墨爾- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 14:45:12

• 移花好厲害，會說脫口秀，還是原創！可以和黃西一比！ -ToClouds- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 15:36:20

• 花帥有才!英文脫口秀，發音超級棒，風趣幽默的語言太讚啦! -艾唱- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 15:59:23

• 脫口秀，還是英文，怎一個讚了得：）一直讚… -忒忒綠- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 16:14:00

• 哇，移花才華橫溢，這也能耍兩下，牛人！ -雲霞姐姐- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 16:16:59

• 活躍的思維，正宗的英文語感，好棒！欣賞！ -雲霞姐姐- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 16:18:36

• 怪不得接木兄人稱花帥，這個英語脫口秀妙極了，我得好好學習，多聽幾遍：） -laopika- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 18:23:31

• 叫這個帥那個帥，就與叫美女一個意思， -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 18:48:24

• 很長棒英語脫口秀，可以哪個night club試一下：） -k2climb- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 18:58:56

• 很棒的英語脫口秀，非常放鬆，讚！ -cxyz- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 19:01:16

• 哈哈哈，移哥把自己的嘴巴也給移掉了，玩起了脫口秀！真牛啊，大讚移哥！ -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 20:56:40

• 厲害啊！發音純正，佩服！ -cicila- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2022 postreply 07:47:16

• 幽默風趣，花帥口才一極棒！ -心雨煙塵- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2022 postreply 08:08:25

• 不錯不錯！聲音有點啞，歌唱多了？哈哈哈。。。 -婧芊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2022 postreply 13:10:13

• 英文脫口秀，不簡單！說得好！能說脫口秀都是很有語言天賦的！讚讚讚！ -歲月沈香- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/13/2022 postreply 00:59:00