不就是綁票嗎,我可是慣犯了,hiahiahia

我先自首, 以前的綁架案:

第一綁: 音頻, 要綁就先綁個大的, 先綁版主.

美風原帖鏈接：【歡迎跟讀】新概念4 Lesson６The Sporting Spirit 兼如何做視頻 文字略. 在原音頻上插入我的音頻

 

第二綁: 文字, 原文: 天邊一片白雲,

從白雲的狗狗的視角, 改寫白雲的原文"消失的包子", The disappeared BAOZIsA Special Christmas in 2020

然後我成了她的狗狗,Buster的移花大叔.

My mom likes eating Chinese ban (BAOZIs), mom's family all good at making delicious Baozi, grandma, auntie, uncle，everyone. 

I had seen her failed a few times to make her own, poorly mixed and kneaded flour, bumpy dough.   She was so frastrated and gave up. She ordered Baozi from outside several times,  I wondered how they tasted, she never let me try.  

Later, she got a magical box, added flour and water, and came out a smooth dough.

So she made Baozi one day,  she spent the whole morning. She left them rest on the counter. Now mom was napping in sofa.  Later mom would eat them with dad and sister,never gave one to me. They looked so well and I was drooling badly.   Woo,woo,woo, not fair, I am a good kid, but I want Baozi... ... Baozi. 

Action...

one Baozi, yummy... ... I couldn't stop, another baozi, another baozi... ...

All of a sudden "啊啊.................................", sounded my mom's screaming " My buns!" 

then dad "What happened?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "What happened?"

I still had one Baozi stuffed in my mouth and turned to mom with a guilty gazing. 

She started snatching it from my mouth. I looked at the countertop, there was one bun left. 

"Where are those six buns?" mom asked dad,

"I didn't touch any of buns", he answered, of course he didn't, I ate six raw buns!

The rest of the day, mom seemed so worry about me.  Why? I just ate Baozi, maybe only because she is mom, every mom in the world is the same.  I was OK. I ate OK, I played OK, I pooped OK... ...

That's my story of the missing Baozi.

Hi, uncles and aunties, I am a black labradoodle, and this is me and my snow sculpture. My name is 汪汪汪

grabbing Baozi from the tall counter, I am a big boy now...

Sister's drawing of me stealing Baozi

圖片文字都取自天邊一片白雲的原帖，鏈接如下：

白雲的狗狗,自我介紹: Let me introduce myself

所有跟帖： 

• 哇，這是好專業的綁架教程哦！ -夢裏水鄉2019- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 09:13:09

• 這個是標準的綁架案例，呃，是範例了！並且是高級的綁架！ -pandashifu- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 09:15:41

• 是九陽神功還是葵花寶典? 不管了，先練起來！：）） -衛寧- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 09:23:57

• 哈哈哈，這個綁架手法太嫻熟了，很棒的綁架demo，移花綁匪棒棒噠，哈哈 -魔幻水晶- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 09:35:32

• 你這專業綁架慣犯，應該參加排班當一下裁判啊 -魔幻水晶- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 09:37:14

• 哈哈哈繼續占座~~~~ -以夢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 09:49:22

• 這寶典看了好幾遍！ -wxy431- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 10:13:52

• 資深綁匪，技藝精湛！ -偶爾閃閃- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 10:28:23

• +1 -merlotwine- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 17:07:50

• “移花接木”，你這ID已經是妥妥的綁架大牛了！範例極其精彩，，可以當教科書使用，可否請綁架大師出任資深裁判？：DDDD -以夢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 10:41:25

• 可以請，但我也可以認慫，哈哈哈 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 11:23:18

• 哈哈哈哈 就這麽愉快的決定了：DDDD -以夢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 11:36:19

• 哈哈哈哈 就這麽愉快的決定了：DDDD -以夢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 11:36:19

• 真是綁票寶典！移花兄高人呀！ -雷翁- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/03/2021 postreply 14:55:12

• 花帥，太牛了！這個是及時雨，讓我們這些預備綁匪都學學。童鞋們，要幹大事就得心狠手辣，眼明手快！！！哈哈！ -碧藍天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2021 postreply 00:10:22