JOKE

T H E Jewish E L B O W A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow , hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?......... "What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?" _______________________________________________ Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?

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• 太累，無法讀。。。 -阿裏- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/18/2011 postreply 16:12:48

• JOKES about stereotype -星星- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/18/2011 postreply 16:50:34

• haha, Can we find a Chinese Grandparents' joke? -none- ♂ (54 bytes) () 11/19/2011 postreply 07:42:08

• 我覺得這兩個笑話很好笑，把精明的猶太年長女人，和浪漫一輩子的意大利男人 -none- ♂ (49 bytes) () 11/19/2011 postreply 15:25:05

• 你很懂笑話，高人 ：） -星星- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/19/2011 postreply 15:41:28

• 是嗎？正好碰上了我能理解的了。 -none- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/19/2011 postreply 17:06:28