LOL. Thanks!

I like the best:

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. 
She asked, "What's on TV?" 
I said, "Dust." 
And then the fight started... 

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. 
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." 
I bought her a bathroom scale. 
And then the fight started....... 

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• I am wondering what "from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds" really is -西西hh- ♀ (116 bytes) () 12/09/2010 postreply 13:01:35

• She is heavy 150lbs -塞上孤星- ♂ (65 bytes) () 12/09/2010 postreply 13:18:33

• what did she really want at the beginning? -西西hh- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/09/2010 postreply 13:23:09

• thanks! your jokes really made me laugh! You have a happy holida -西西hh- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/09/2010 postreply 13:24:25

• A nice race car I guess -塞上孤星- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/09/2010 postreply 13:24:56

• Happy holidays to you too! -西西hh- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/09/2010 postreply 13:26:20