剛從尼姑庵回來的阿裏難得色俗一次:

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三字經 (英文版)

>人之初, At the beginning of life,
>性本善。 sex is good.
>性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
>習相遠。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
>苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
>性乃遷。 sex will leave you.
>教之道, During the way of learning it,
>貴以專。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
>昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
>擇鄰處。 chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
>子不學, She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
>斷機杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
>竇燕山, A famous person called Dou,
>有義方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
>教五子, All his five sons took it,
>名俱揚。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
>養不教, If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
>父之過。 it is all the father's fault.
>教不嚴, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
>師之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
>子不學, If you refuse to learn sex,
>非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
>幼不學, If you don't learn it in childhood,
>老何為。 you will lose your ability when aged.
>玉不琢, If you don't exercise your dick,
>不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
>人不學, People who don't learn sex,
>不知義。 their life will become meaningless.

ZT

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阿裏偷拍的尼姑睡覺的美豔景象,極受刺激: (圖) -阿裏- 給 阿裏 發送悄悄話 阿裏 的博客首頁 (113 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 07:26:21

the successful key is to love only one person -阿裏- 給 阿裏 發送悄悄話 阿裏 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 07:29:06

you are the one, the only :) -塞上孤星- 給 塞上孤星 發送悄悄話 塞上孤星 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 07:55:37

hahaha -longhand- 給 longhand 發送悄悄話 longhand 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 08:47:13

你笑什麽?很滑稽嗎?俺沒有什麽細胞 -xix- 給 xix 發送悄悄話 xix 的博客首頁 (76 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 08:56:03

阿裏去尼姑庵義務教英語。她們都很願意學。。。。 -阿裏- 給 阿裏 發送悄悄話 阿裏 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 16:44:37

Love only one person at one time? Keep it simple. :) -莉莉百合- 給 莉莉百合 發送悄悄話 莉莉百合 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 09:10:42

Star means A Li has only one lover which is himself. -longhand- 給 longhand 發送悄悄話 longhand 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 10:00:45

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