First of all, let me get it straight. I’m a guy, not those you used to receive from. I knew your book was for girls but I read it over just because the girl over there disappeared all of a sudden without even excuses. Yes, it was a she, not one of the many you accused of in your book.
You expect only guys play this vanishing games. You see, girls do it, too. Lucky enough, she re-appeared just before I finished your book, otherwise, I might have got into some kind of gender disorder because I was constantly pounded with the ideas everywhere in your book that guys were simply bad.
So to be fair, I demand you write another book only for guys, just add one letter “S”, name it “She’s just not that into you.” You can ask her to do it. I have to admit; she is so intelligent and knows men and women inside out so much that I feel you send her here to do the job you are supposed to do. But sorry I don’t have her number. You are a guy so come here and figure it out or you can call 1-800-456-6798.
Yes indeed, it's an id, but I swear to god that it's a she 'cause she likes this as attached.
Yours truly,
Take it easy
p.s. Yes, this is my reaction, not an over-reaction.