風流沒分寸就成porn 了:)

這是翻譯下列英文句子（記不住原句但八九不離十），
you say you love rain but you open an umbrella when it rains
you say you love sunshine but you stay in a shadow spot when the sun rises
you say you love wind but you shut the window when wind blows
that is why I am concerned when you say you love me^O^

還是中文內涵大，56個英文字無法表達複雜得意思。