根據一個美國老人在巴黎的故事（2009年時網上就有了）改編。

http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_636860a00100zojj.html

[轉載]American in Paris (2011-11-11 17:34:28)轉載▼
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下麵這個故事出自 http://www.guy-sports.com/months/jokes_passport.htm
美國人在巴黎
哈維，一個美國老頭，步履蹣跚的來到巴黎戴高樂機場的入境口，抖抖索索的尋找著自己的護照。
“先生，你以前來過法國嗎？”工作人員有點不耐煩的問道。
老頭微笑著說道：“來過”。
“那你應該知道需要準備好護照以備檢查啊！”工作人員提高了嗓門，並且有點不開心。
老頭語氣緩和的對工作人員說，他以前來法國的時候並沒有出示過護照或其它的任何身份證明文件。
“不可能，你們美國人到了法國必須要出示護照的！”
老頭看了那工作人員許久，最後說道：“我向你保證，年輕人，當年我從諾曼底登陸到法國的時候，確實沒有任何討厭的法國人要我出示該死的護照！”
原文地址：American in Paris作者：袁建平

The following story is originally from: http://www.guy-sports.com/months/jokes_passport.htm
American in Paris
Harvey, an elderly American absentmindedly arrived at French immigration at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris and fumbled for his passport.
'You have been to France before Monsieur?' the official asked in an aggressive tone.
Harvey, smiled and admitted that he had been to France before.
'In that case you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection,' barked the bad-tempered officer.
Harvey gently informed the man that the last time he came to France he did not have to show his passport or any other documents.
'Pas possible, old man. You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in 'la belle France.'
Harvey gave the Frenchman a long hard look. 'I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in Normandy on D-Day
in 1944, there was no damned Frenchman on the beach asking for passports.'

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