talk about a funny story.

one time I went to Mall to buy clothes with my ex-boyfriend,we chose the clothes, and still walk around, at last we left macy's, later we figure out that we did not pay, we went back, and we said that because we are talking and forget to pay, then we paid.

my ex-boyfriend joke that if he wanted to be a thief, and
will not steal such small stuff, he will rob a bank, at least get one million dollars or make the bank to be bankrupcy, so if he went to jail, all the criminal in the jail will look up him a lot, because he did such a big rob