這還不算全部,還有更精彩的。兩天前老公上床之前看見門口塞進來一張紙條,沒署名,寫著“You were banging on the incenerator's door, you were annoying everybody on the floor,”我是第二天才知道此事的,當時條子被勞工扔了,不然我要留作騷擾的證據,一層那麽多人,她哪隻眼睛看見我們那晚上用垃圾道了?結果昨天下班回家狗叫不說,nanny說白天用垃圾道她開門出來又說我nanny用垃圾道太響了,驚了她的狗。拜托,這是位60左右的老太太,幫我帶兩個孩子了,說話細聲細氣,從沒見她做事大聲過。我覺得她構成騷擾,堅決打911。結果警察來了,她不在家。
老公送走警察下樓取郵件,竟然和這位女士在大堂碰個正著。不知她哪裏得來的消息,劈頭蓋臉奔上來,you called the police to my home. F- you, bla bla bla bla最後連你是gay都上來了,真不知道what's the point,這年頭gay還能汙辱人啊.還大吼什麽immigrants, go back to China,I’ll report you, I'll finish you!當時正好handyman在,老公跟他說“XX, I am not going to use any dirty words, but please be my witness”,結果這位女士又開始羞辱handyman:that’s an immigrant who doesn't even speak English! You are wasting your time!老公再打911,她衝過來竟然想搶手機!這還是有理智的人麽? 被勞工躲過去了,她失控了之後又精了,從前門跑了出去,當時我剛下來,誰也不知道她去幹什麽,後來才發現她去半路攔警察惡人先告狀去了。handyman 看她走了之後對老公說,I understand English,this is a crazy woman.
3分鍾後她和4個警察來了,兩個是剛才剛來過的那兩位,其中一個衝過來對著老公大吼: I told you to stay away from her! Back off! Stop attacking her! 老公當然否認attack過她,我一看就明白她惡人先告狀了,來這一套,我們也不怵,我要求請證人(剛才的handyman),還要求看錄像,結果警察估計也冷靜下來了,真幹壞事的人心虛不能這麽提這些要求。不過吼的那位還有點向著她,本地人麽,我明白她是白人有語言優勢,可以巧舌如簧,不過她好死不死,又開始bla bla說什麽immigrant如何如何,我注意到另外兩名一直沒說話的警察臉刷的就下來了,他們一望而知就是拉美裔。
這時候我才有機會告訴她我們還真不是immigrants,向警察轉述了她幾分鍾前在大堂歇斯底裏cursing和罵人的話。證人也終於找到了,經過單獨詢問也證明我們沒有跟她有physical contact,我看她有點灰溜溜了,剛才吼的警察也有些掛不住。其中有個警察問我有沒有在sue她,為什麽不搬走,我跟他說Don't you think it's not fair that I was bitten by her dog and I end up moving out。。She’s behaving like I bit her dog, not her dog bit me..
無論如何,這鬧劇收場了,我等她走了之後故意問警察,In a sens, I think we are all immigrants, right? 結果4名警察都異口同聲說自己從哪哪來。於是我說,So she said this kind of things even when you are present. You can imagine what she will say while you are away.我就是要讓警察記住她精彩的表演。