【囧囧有神】搶跑 One of Us

囧神太多，我就不爭了。。。幾件平常囧：

1. 拍拖期間去男友家，伯母麵如滿月，很熱情，為了答謝 我誇了一句 “阿姨長得像唐代仕女！”。。。好在她沒計較，之後多年，老公提起來就笑

2. 第一次去澳門旅遊 吃到魚蛋 驚為天人！咂嘴之餘說“將來找不到工作 就去做魚蛋妹”！眾人大驚後大笑（此處是粵語cultural shock 例子）

3. 移民後 第一次有心想買房 給經紀人打電話 人問“想看哪個價位的房屋？”，我答： "Around twenty thousands!" 對方沉默 掛了電話。。。天地良心，加拿大就沒有二十萬的房子麽？（此處英語老師哭暈在廁）

4. 疫情期間首次嚐試種菜，網上買的種子，品種繁多，施肥澆水搭架子不亦樂乎。結果雜草與莊稼都蓬勃，相當迷惑，無奈之下下載了一個植物辨認軟件，邊認邊摘，總算湊齊一盤！

 

 

"One Of Us" /Joan Osborne
 

If God had a name, what would it be?
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with Him in all His glory?
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

If God had a face, what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Heaven and in Jesus and the saints
And all the prophets? And...

Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome

Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

Just tryin' to make His way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to Heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make His way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome

 

 

 

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• one of 沙發~~~~ ：DDDD -以夢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 11:46:45

• 哈哈哈最想看你的囧事，果然不負眾望的好看好可愛：DDDD 歌聲太美，又軟又磁又糯，真是清新又香醇，味道好極了！！！： -以夢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:30:47

• 不負眾望糗出了水平！ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:07:00

• 以後種瓜類就不用辨認了：）） -西門東瓜- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 11:49:55

• 那是，您瓦亮的頭，絕對不會認錯 -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:08:08

• what if “從不掉鏈子” is one of us -才歌- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 11:51:01

• just a slob! -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:08:32

• 》哈哈哈哈，二十千加元的房子長得啥樣的樣子啊？美歌美唱，鼓掌喝彩！ -傑克_JK- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:04:18

• 經紀心說您逗我玩兒呢 -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:09:43

• 我家現在還有一位百千萬搞不清呢！：D -pandashifu- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 14:50:59

• 魚蛋妹你都敢說！笑cry了。粵語有很多陷阱，我也踩過一個。20千的房子，地產經紀也和你英語老師一起哭暈在廁所 -偶爾發飆- ♀ (167 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:05:26

• 還曾經想吃黃腳雞，吃貨就是這麽執著 -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:11:31

• “魚蛋妹”神馬意思，東北人求翻譯 -pandashifu- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:31:24

• 唐代仕女我覺得也是很好的誇獎啊！難道是我沒文化？ -pandashifu- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:35:43

• 我就是想誇來著，貌似誇太狠了！ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:23:39

• 》查百度有Entry！ -傑克_JK- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:37:51

• 哈哈，謝謝！粵語太離譜了，就不能有點兒創造性！ ：D -pandashifu- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 12:40:38

• 澳門魚蛋確實好吃！ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:12:33

• 最喜歡第4囧：）） -樹燁子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:08:51

• 誰知盤中菜，條條皆辛苦 -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:14:04

• 先占位，遲點來聽~~唐代仕女沒啥不妥吧，她明白你想誇她雍容的：）囧3我也有過，握手！這首E歌第一次聽， -風華- ♀ (35 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:27:17

• 握手 幸虧咱沒幹會計！ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:48:46

• 哈哈哈，我最喜歡囧2，尷尬的是別人 :D，我也覺得唐代仕女是誇人的，不是傾國傾城貌嗎？歌和歌聲一如既往好聽S！ -艾茶- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 13:27:36

• 我還找了圖出來 臉型神似！ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:49:33

• 妥妥的囧神！唱得好聽，但自從你拿“John”接“囧”，我就決定不迷信你的鷹文了，你哪怕拿這首歌的作者接，我也服氣點， -魔幻水晶- ♀ (167 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 14:13:25

• 接龍好玩 不服氣再戰！～ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:50:07

• 敘事幽默，唐代仕女都是雍容華貴的範兒，歌唱的好聽，你們怎麽都那麽會唱英文歌呢，發音正宗！ -花園朵朵- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 14:46:22

• 因為英文爛 所以愛學英文歌 -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:51:17

• 又一首E歌母語演唱，感覺好極了！一下子就四囧，都好可愛 -偶爾幫裏的小跟班- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:12:47

• 所以您到底是哪位？ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:51:48

• 才哥知道我是誰 -偶爾幫裏的小跟班- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 19:02:03

• 鏈子故意的，她知道你是 -才歌- ♂ (173 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 19:26:49

• 啊？？ 哈哈哈—— 跟班同學，你贏啦—— -碧藍天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 19:57:41

• 沒辦法， DNA太明顯，一下子就被教主和才哥猜到了 -偶爾幫裏的小跟班- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 21:38:25

• 囧神有許多不同類型的，比如風風火火型，還有你這款軟糯奶萌型，歌聲與囧事都屬同一類型~ -相思- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:25:15

• 新朋友好 一見麵就給貼標簽啊？～ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 16:52:36

• 教主也上兩首風風火火的，我們教主百變歌後，誰怕誰呀？ -碧藍天- ♀ (167 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 18:20:13

• 藍版是煽風點火皇後～ -偶爾掉鏈子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 18:50:17

• 哈哈，教主還可以雷厲風行和偶爾冒火。很好奇你為啥自稱胖魚，囧故事裏會介紹麽? -相思- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 19:17:20

• 微信號叫胖魚。 -碧藍天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 19:54:55

• 看了你的回帖特意聽了，不奶萌，一點沙啞質感和少少鼻音，音色溫暖，自然流暢，英文發音不錯，第二段我就可以跟唱了，這首歌寫得 -燕然山- ♀ (604 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 14:13:36

• 太好聽了！！雍容大氣，悠揚動人！！美飛了！！！囧故事，很好玩！！ -碧藍天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 21:54:19

• 唐代仕女多有福相啊：）歌聲很動情，一如既往地唱得好聽！ -翔歌- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2023 postreply 21:58:05

• 囧文中情趣滿滿的生活氣息，歌聲中灑脫靈動的質感音符，盡顯鏈子美眉的洋溢才情！ -雷翁- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 03:23:54

• 哈哈哈，這個兒媳婦挑的好，又可愛又純真！！最近都在循環聽鏈子的歌，你那蹭蹭上漲的播放率，肯定我幹的：）） -階若- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 06:02:15

• 文字幽默，歌聲靈性，好喜歡～～ -樹枝兒- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 06:06:11

• 唐代仕女應該不是貶義吧，我覺得反而是富態的象征？？教主這首英文歌得給twenty thousand 讚！！ -silver545- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 07:05:13

• 這聲音已住在我心。。。魚蛋妹沒看懂梗在哪裏。。。 -擇木而棲- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 07:43:33

• 魚蛋妹好像是澳門的特種行業？ -silver545- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 07:47:40

• 特喜歡第3、4兩個囧事，就說教主的冷幽默搞笑一絕：））英文歌唱得沒說的，音色靚麗，英文歌的咬字、語感和節奏感出色，很棒！ -蜀風雅韻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 08:14:20

• 鏈子不光是喜歡E文歌，這E文歌唱得味道真是絕了！！！哈哈，記得我剛來時每次說起錢來都要掰著手指頭數半天零 -風過之無痕- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 08:56:30

• 真好聽 小沙啞的聲音 有點慵懶有點懵懂還有點神氣 囧事真不少 除了粵語那個沒看懂以外都很囧。。。 -remotesky- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 09:49:41

• 謝謝鱷魚科普，哈哈哈，難怪你鱷魚唱那麽地道：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 11:16:38

• 囧事兒一個比一個可愛，笑出聲來了！！這歌的太美妙，耶耶耶耶耶真的要迷死人了，歌聲雅致又帶點小懶散，柔情中好像無所謂！！！ -沿途美景- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2023 postreply 16:36:34

• 鏈子一貫的英語王炸。幾個小故事灼灼生輝 -xerl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/26/2023 postreply 15:46:45