ZT一個老笑話

來源: nisky 2010-01-04 21:28:47 [] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1893 bytes)
非常老的笑話,也許大家都忘了,講政治之餘如有興趣可以再複習一下。

A store that sells NEW HUSBANDS has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a hu*****and. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There
are SIX floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
So, a woman goes to the Hu*****and Store to find a hu*****and.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, is drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh my God!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the hu*****and store.

A New Wives Store opened across the Street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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讓你們聒噪的不行了,誰有好笑話來分享一下吧,雖然這不是笑壇 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/04/2010 postreply 21:37:43

哈哈哈! -riverside- 給 riverside 發送悄悄話 riverside 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/04/2010 postreply 21:55:02

你還沒說呢,你和那個husky是啥關係?怎麽起這麽象的名字呢? -退隱老妖- 給 退隱老妖 發送悄悄話 退隱老妖 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/04/2010 postreply 22:58:58

其實就是我的馬甲,用來響應豆豆的群眾性革命高潮的 -husky- 給 husky 發送悄悄話 husky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/04/2010 postreply 23:19:30

早就知道husky是你的馬甲了,卡卡。。。 -hairycat- 給 hairycat 發送悄悄話 hairycat 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 05:50:59

怎麽沒有留意群眾性革命高潮? -husky- 給 husky 發送悄悄話 husky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 09:07:31

husky說過了,咱再重申一遍,就是馬甲,一般來說,做好事的時候 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (30 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 06:35:59

7~~ 你不說咱們也明白呀!卡卡。。。 你係個好銀。 -hairycat- 給 hairycat 發送悄悄話 hairycat 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 07:29:31

嘿嘿,最後一次被人這樣誇是二十多年前的事兒了,美滋滋的~! -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 07:32:45

我來問一下自己:停車做愛楓林晚是好事還是壞事? -husky- 給 husky 發送悄悄話 husky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 09:02:47

自己回答一下:慌亂之中穿錯衣服也是有的,所以husky也有不壞的時候 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 10:33:30

連您也這麽傻,六樓連張床都沒有呀?有功夫也沒地兒使 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 06:37:46

hehe,挺形象的,類似的還有一個漫畫,在各種條件下轉彎 --牧歌- 給 -牧歌 發送悄悄話 -牧歌 的博客首頁 (58 bytes) () 01/04/2010 postreply 23:38:42

看出來男女不同了吧?可我覺得咱這壇子類似這種的性別差異還是挺模糊的,尤其是最近的討論 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 06:40:24

您是不是在提醒俺該反省一下了?議論時男女有別麽? --牧歌- 給 -牧歌 發送悄悄話 -牧歌 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 07:24:11

女性囉嗦點兒,好奇點兒,任性點兒都沒啥,男人也這樣就不好了,:) -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 07:27:49

不光男女有別,文理科也有別 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (392 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 07:42:45

俺也說說新時代男女同學的不同吧 --牧歌- 給 -牧歌 發送悄悄話 -牧歌 的博客首頁 (341 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 07:57:02

共勉共勉!看來我得回家看看老婆是不是翻牆出去了 -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 08:28:40

咳~翻牆是突破綠壩網絡封鎖的意思,不要那麽狹隘地想哦〉)) --牧歌- 給 -牧歌 發送悄悄話 -牧歌 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 08:34:20

哈哈哈,別急,我這不是逗悶子嘛。再說了,出牆不也算追求自由嘛? -nisky- 給 nisky 發送悄悄話 nisky 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/05/2010 postreply 08:38:28

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