不了解女人的倆種狀態

Men do not understand women in two situations: 男人不了解女人的倆種狀態

-       Before marriage. 婚前

-       After marriage.   婚後

 

 

No wonder Hurricanes are named with women names…難怪龍卷風以女人名命之

The always come hot and wet…    總是又熱又濕。。。。

And once they are gone – you are left without your house and your car.

當她離開時，都把你的車和房子卷走了

 

 

Marriage are like public toilets…  婚姻就像公廁

Anyone outside is dying to get in… 外麵的人 急著進去

Anyone inside can’t wait to get out…裏麵的人被熏得趕緊出來