我印度同事發給我的笑話。。挺逗的!!

來源: AK--47 2010-09-30 16:38:19 [] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (3434 bytes)

Suresh Kamadi is an Indian politician and senior sports administrator. He is a member of the Indian National Congress political party. He is the president of the Indian Olympic Association, Asian Athletics Association, and Athletics Federation of India[2].

 

Jokes:

BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed

Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.

Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!

Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

A collapse a day keeps the athletes away

AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI" (1 lakh = 100,000)

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沒覺得好笑,這是帝國主義貶低我們第三世界國家的陰謀! -HUDIEMI- 給 HUDIEMI 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/30/2010 postreply 16:42:36

這是印度人自己寫的。。 -AK--47- 給 AK--47 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/30/2010 postreply 16:48:14

未必! -HUDIEMI- 給 HUDIEMI 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/30/2010 postreply 17:40:25

有意思 -不知道我是誰- 給 不知道我是誰 發送悄悄話 不知道我是誰 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/30/2010 postreply 16:48:41

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