工黨澳壇中宣部部長東東西西，講個笑話給你聽

While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.



Eventually the topic got around to Julia Gillard and her appointment as Prime Minister.



"Well you know", drawled the old farmer, "this Gillard woman is what they call a fencepost tortoise".



Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.



The old farmer said."When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise".



The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain,

"You know it didn't get up there by itself,

it definitely doesn't belong up there,

it doesn't know what to do while its up there,

and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put it up there in the first place"

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• 哈哈哈哈，太好笑了！ -天外飛磚- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:08:02

• 好羅，好羅，連你也蹦出來了，這下人齊了~~ -豆腐板- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:09:07

• 無圖無真相 (圖) -ifan- ♂ (118 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:37:20

• 你怎麽知道它是位女士.^^ -秋收- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:38:12

• 沒看見一圈紅假發? -ifan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:39:24

• red body, -秋收- ♀ (15 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:44:32

• 你說得沒錯 -理智和情感- ♀ (128 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:17:47

• 哪裏哪裏，跟你比起來那是要甘拜下風的 -理智和情感- ♀ (54 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:23:45

• 錯了錯了 -理智和情感- ♀ (66 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:28:20

• 何必當了什麽還要立什麽呢？ -理智和情感- ♀ (36 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:33:15