轉)老外再問你以下問題……就讓他一次囧個夠

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.



Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.



Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米諾爾族


Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.


Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't around.

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• 有趣！好像原意是專為囧美國人的吧。 -吃睡長- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/30/2009 postreply 18:48:53

• 好帖,頂!!!!! -蒙蒙雨煙- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/30/2009 postreply 18:50:54

• 學啥？對於這類中國問題racist，有必要再說話嗎？ -cylons_back- ♀ (434 bytes) () 04/30/2009 postreply 19:21:40