深圳雷人一幕:美女和狗結婚
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深圳海邊雷人一幕:美女和狗結婚
這事就發生在深圳!
據網友報料:上周我老婆的公司搞活動抽獎中了個菜鳥級的單反相機,把我老婆得瑟的喲,非要拖著我出去拍照,好顯擺一下她新得的寶貝。結果我們就去了海邊,海邊人不多,碰到幾個新人在拍婚紗照,結果意外看到一對所謂“新人”竟然是一個美女新娘和一條狗新郎!
M D,人和狗結婚!
美女還跟他的狗新郎在海邊走起了紅地毯!真是狂暈!我看到那場景愣在一邊半天說不出話,倒是我老婆見慣不慣似的拿起她的新相機哢嚓哢嚓拍了起來!
後來回家的路上,我一直在想:難道現在的女人真的都嫁不出去了嘛?就算嫁不出去也不用嫁隻狗吧!!??我老婆倒是一路的揶揄:哼,沒準是人家女的覺得現在男人都不如狗了,所以寧願嫁狗也不願嫁你們臭男人呢?
我老婆是個典型的80後,有時候我覺得她們80後的邏輯思維真的很怪異!沒法琢磨!
雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了!
雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了! 雷死了,這個世界太亂了!
雷死了,這個世界太亂了!
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